I was at a party and I was super excited when my crush walked in. When I went to say hi, I wanted to sound athletic, so I started to talk about how I wanted the Miami Heat to make it to the Super Bowl. He started to laugh and when I asked him why, he was still laughing and said, "the Miami Heat is a basketball team." But, the night wasn't over yet. The next time I saw him, I asked him how he thought our math test went. Then somebody called my name to tell me I dropped something, so I reached down and I couldn't hold it in any longer. I farted right in his face! I was so embarrassed that I ran all the way home. He hasn't talked to me since.