Hole-y Pants!

Every Sunday, I go to church with my family. I always see my crush there so I always try to look my best. One day, as I walked past him, strutting my stuff down the aisle, he started to laugh! My mom then pointed out that my jeans had a MAJOR hole right by my thigh!! How could I have not noticed? Worst of all, the whole choir and even priest was behind me laughing, too! Talk about coordinating my hole-y pants to the holy mass!
-Maria, 13