Got Milk?

"My school has those milk bags they serve for lunch that you poke your straw into to get the milk out. As I was sitting with all of my friends around the lunch table, laughing and talking about our weekends, I stuck my straw in my milk bag and it squirted milk all over my face, and even in my hair! It was so gross, and parts of my hair were wet for the rest of lunch and recess!"
Jenny, 13