Dramatically Incorrect

"One day in class my teacher asked for a volunteer to read a monologue from the play we were assigned to read the night before. My crush is really into acting so I thought I would impress him by reading aloud in my best actress voice. I started reading, and everything was going really well and I was doing a really great job so I was positive he was impressed. As soon as I finished my teacher looked at me and said 'very good reading, but I meant the monologue on page 44 not page 34.' I was so embarrassed I read the wrong one! The whole class started laughing, and my crush was definitely not impressed."
Kimberly, 13