"I was at a Christmas party and my friends told me that my crush was standing underneath the mistletoe. They dared me to go kiss him, so I went up to him and flirted, 'Hey, looks like you're right under some mistletoe, you know what that means?' and he responded, 'Actually, that's a wreath...' He was right! My friends were laughing their heads off at me."
Jinn, 14