Your Mom

"I decided that throughout this school year I would talk to every cute guy in my classes, and not be afraid. I started talking to this hottie, and before I knew it we were kidding around with 'your mom' jokes and having some great laughs. He said I was funny, and as our teacher walked in, I responded with, 'Your mom's funny...looking!' Well, apparently our teacher is his mom, and apparently I have to have an after-school meeting with her next week. I think it's safe to say that he won't invite me over to his house anytime soon."
Chelsie, 13