Biology Bummer

"My biology teacher, Mr. Rheans, is really weird - he dances around the classroom while singing, speaks in bad cartoon voices, and has four pots of coffee going the entire day, so weird... Anyway, I just got my hair colored for the first time and I was feeling really good about it, but then my teacher announced in front of class, 'Your hair reminds me of my girlfriend's!' Everyone burst out laughing, and now they all call me 'Mrs. Rheans,' it's so embarrassing!!"
Amanda, 14