Hey M girls!
Today's Say What?! picture is a photo of Rob Pattinson!
Now, write a funny caption for the photo or tell us what Rob is thinking!
Make sure to check back here Monday to see if your comment won for the funniest!
The winning comment came from I <3 nick jonas, who wrote:
Right about now I really wish I were a vampire so I could run away from all these photographers really fast!
And you have to pick up the August issue of M for the latest star scoop!
Photo: Jen Lowery/Startraks
NOT HOT
i must be sleeping this is all a dream
hmm whats that is it a bird is it a plane no its bella swan !
Rob: Kristen AND Nikki are here, uh, awkward.
You want to take a picture of me? Okay, but hope you have the money to buy a new camera.
Rob:"sorry i forgot to put in my contacts this morning. i can't see well"
o so u think i am cute?
Oh so u think i am cut?
Rob:Is that Kristen she looks amazing
Right about now I really wish I were a vampire so I could run away from all these photographers really fast!
(thinking) man that is a tough question maybe if I look like I am thinking hard they will believe it and then I can make a run for it!
he is thinkingg : woaah . where am i ? who are you people ? mommmy , make them go awaay !
maybe if i keep staring at these photographers , they will go awaay !
Do I dazzle You?
Is this look hot enough for you or i can take my shirt off for ya that better gets some pics! I'm HOT ssssssss Oo i hurt myself i so good lookin!
Better get some ice, this is waaaaayyyy too HOT for u to handle.
Oh no!! The sun's too powerful!! Can I borrow one of Miley's 3,000 surfboards to cover myself?
thinking: what are those photogrophers talking about? I don't have caterpillars on my face.
Did Kirsten just say that Taylor's hotter than me?
Ok so which one of u said their fire me for Eclipse?
Alright guys, ask me anything, I have nothing to hide...except well...
wow kristens in the crowed nw i need to look hott so shell pick me
Rob: a picture?! oh, i'm blushing. ok go ahead, take my picture.
Yeah, it does take awhile to get my eyebrows to stay up like this.
Robert: Ugh! If only I could see my hair without having to carry around a mirror!
Are you talking to me? Oh! Your want to take my picture, well ok no one is stopping you.
Who cares what he's thinking he's H.O.T. Hotty of twilight
Rob:Does my hair look ok?Hey theres KristenHey Kristen!!
Kristen:HAHAHAHAHAHA
Rob:Dude, you lied to me!!!!!:(
iRiSH HOTTiiE x2 should so win this one her comment is so funny!!!
Rob: Make sure you get my good side. Oh wait all my sides are good.
Rob: My hair is so high, when I look up I can't see the sky!
does my hair look allright? it wouldnt all fit in kristens compact mirror. [i stole it wen she wasnt lookin!]
does my hair look allright? all of it wouldnt fit in kristens compact mirror. [i stole it wen she wasnt looking!]
this hairstyle better look allright, it took 30 minutes to do!
this haistyle better look allright, it took 30 minutes to do!
Rob:"Do i dazzle you?"
yea, thats right. i won male hottie! eat that Tayler !!!
i ment taylor..Ha
who cares what he thinking as long as he is hot
taylor is running against me for top male hottie?? WHAT?
rob is thinking:ok that question is really hard ok if i look like im thinking really hard then maybe they will go away .
rob is thinking:ok that question is really hard ok if i look like im thinking really hard then maybe they will go away .
rob is thinking:hellooo, hot pockets
what! vampires are actually real!
R-Patz: Breaking Dawn...? Really?! Oh, I didn't know about THAT part...
OH WOW!!Kristen looks so good today i could just go over there and say "girl you are looking so good!"
do u really think u can take a pic. of me???
Rob: I know what I am talking about! Don't you see me glistening? I'm a star!
rob: There's kristen i better put my best expression on so she doesn't change direction and go for taylor.....
MAN she just went to taylor
HMMMMM maybe that is not my best expression
Stop taking pictures,oh great now I look horible in one!I guess they have to.
o know i remember what happend last night i was all over the streets so that's why i'm in the press o" gotcha!
Do you think my hair needs some more gel?
who r u talking to! im Robert Patterson and your not!! so don't tell me to smile! i'm a vampire, vampires dont smile! duh!
SAY WHAT? NO YOU CANT DRESS ME UP LIKE A GIRL LIKE MY SISTERS USED TO DO. OH, AND I WAS ACTUALLY 18 WHEN THEY STOPPED DRESSING ME UP, NOT 12. OOOPPPS. IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKED IT OR ANYTHING... COUGH, COUGH...
What? You got a picture of me? I'm a vampire, you can't take pictures of me!
Hey i think i have something on my eyebrows. Carrnt...quite...see...it! At least i look cool in my little pose. :)
Rob: " You said what now??!!!!!???"
rob: ya baby work it. kristens sooo gonna like me when she sees these pictures. there going all over my facebook.
Is it hot out here, or is it just me?
So...you like my hair??? Tke a picture it lasts longer than just staring at me.
So...you like my hair? Take a picture. Just don't stare at me.
Rob: OMJ! I mean OMG, Is Kristen with Taylor?!?! OMG, she is! She is sooo not turning into a vampire in Breaking Dawn anymore!
Rob: Oh my gosh!!!!! AHHHHHH hair gel in my eyes!!! Just keep your eyes open and maybe no one will notice. Ok it's still burning!!!!!!!!
ROB: "Really...another photo? I shouldnt" *swats hand and looks away but has a smug smile* {Enter Kristen Stewart} Quick, shes looking, take it! I mean...todays a good hair day, so you can take it if you want...
Rob: How's my hair?
ummmmm are you staring at my wayyyyyyyyyy better hair but I know that my hair is wayyyy better then Nick Jonas like really
Hey! Are YOU questioning my unique sense of hair style? huh?
should i use another cute smile or this one is perfect??????????
is there sum thing on my forhead let me try 2 c
what are you looking at?is my hair too messy?
Sorry I just woke up, what did you say?
Wow...look at Kristen over there looking hot as ever!
OMG I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WAY I AM SO HAPPY AND SURPRISED!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!
omg kristen is in the croud is she looking at me??!!
yes!!!!
ill see if she likes it better wen im not hyper ventalating