Gas Grande

A few days ago this super cute guy called me and asked me on a date. I was so excited, until he brought me to this Mexican restaurant. Mexican food always makes me gassy! But refusing to cancel our date I took a Tums and proceeded to eat my spicy burrito. To my surprise everything was going well, and as he walked me to my door to say goodbye I knew he was gonna kiss me! As he leaned in to give me a kiss, I felt a sensation in my tummy and then, BURPPP! I burped right in his face! Grossed out he mumbled a goodbye, and walked away. There goes any chance of a second date!
Hayden, 14