Hey M girls,
Today's Say What?! picture of David Cook goofing off with a golf club!
Now, write a funny caption for the photo or tell us what you think David is thinking!
Make sure to check back here tomorrow to see if your comment won for the funniest!
And you have to pick up the August issue of M for the latest star scoop!
UPDATE: The winning comment came from AlexxB, who wrote:
David: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! Why can't golfing be as easy as singing?!
Jen Lowery/Startraks
god im so hungry!! i didnt eat breakfeast!
grrr. Why..won't...you...BREAK?!
this is what i felt like on the Idol finale...
MUST, CRUNCH, GOLF CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DANG IT I LOST...
MUST CRUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ooooooooooooh man my golf club looks good well I haven't had lunch yet and no ones looking I think i'll have a bit of my club oh no a poperizzi got me
MAN!...SO...HUNGRY!!!!
PLEESE...BREAK!!!!
I GOT STUCK IN THE SAND TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
David: my friends told me it was a hotdog.....
Friends: DUDE U R SOOOO GULIBLE!
pants like a dog, David: that was some chase!! I love it when he throws the golf club!
I better not sing while the other people are golfing.
MUST NOT SING!!!!!
I'm so hungry I could Sing.
MUST NOT SING!!!
I'm so hungry I could Sing.
MUST NOT SING!!!
WOW!!! I wasn't this nervous and excited for the American Idol finale!!!
I know that guy is not flirting with my wife
oh boy he better run and i mean FAST
ughhh I should stick to singing
david:man a girl beat me at golf that sooooo embarrising
MMhmmhhhm D-lecious !!
This tastes just like kentucky fried chicken!
David-"ARG!WHY WOULDNT THE BALL JUST GET IN THE HOLE?!?!?!"
Therapist-"David i told you there are better ways to control your anger by screaming and scaring people."
David-"right"*chews on golf club*
MMMMMMMMMMM tastes like cheese!!!!!
David: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! Why can't golfing be as easy as singing?!
Arrrrr! Back off, Simon!
man this golf club can be a club sandwich!!!! man this this doesn't taste like a club sand witch i tastes like a metal sandwitch!!!
Wow (keeps biting) real silver, I could sell it, and have more dough than Tiger Woods!
I wonder what this tastes like....yummy....
taste just like mamma's homemade chocolate!!!! :D
Like my therapist says... GET OVER IT! But...can't...let...go!
David: Darn, my golf club doesn't have blood in it. Hopefully no one suppects I'm a vampire.
I am soooo done with golf!
I am soooo done with golf!
mmmmm yummy!
Grr.....I can't believe my friends beat me. Why did I have to miss every hole?! Now this stupid golf club won't break! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
These dang paparazzi won't leave me alone!
They make me want to....break...a..golf..club
David:ugh! i lost! i never lose! take Idol for example!
*thinking* hole in 1 hole in 1 hole in 1........NOOOOO!!! grrrr...must bite club to get rid of fustration
IM NOT DAVID ARCHULETTA!
oh dangg, I need to bring a Better Snack next time I go Golfing..
*spits* Ulg. What am I eating.*Looks down* Ulg!!! A golf club. Thats what I get for trying to eat helthy.
David Cook: Ugh! I can't beleive David Archuleta beat me! Well, at least i won American Idol!
OMG! i cant let him see me. tiger woods won, im mad, and now i will eat his golf club. hahaha. now wats he going to do without his 9 iorn?!?!?!
I was really hungry for some celery, and this is the closest thing that looked like it.......except it is SO not as crunchy!!
dang'et
that gum didn't make my teeth stronger
ouch.my tooth broke:(
oohh well i needed iron :)
"Gosh I'm so hungry. I-I could just eat... this."
Uggh! I can't belive I lost to David Archuleta...again!
I don't mind that they ran out of hot dogs.
Oh man, I thought this was chocolate in the shape of a golf club!!
ooh that's gotta hurt! Ha serves you right simon
Shoot...I don't think I can take Tiger Woods with Jessica Simpson watching...
Shoot...I don't think I can take Tiger Woods with Jessica Simpson watching...
omg did i just hit kid?? oh no what am i going to do,i know i could pretend im eating lunch.
David: Oh geez sorry mam i'm a newcomer at golf!!
Mam: (passed out from getting hit with golf club)
David: geez sorry mam im a newcomer at golf!!
Mam: (passed out from getting hit with golf ball)
Mmmmmm! This golf club tastes like.... metal?
David: " WHY CANT I WIN!!!!, THATS IT I AM GONNA EAT YOU NOW"
David: Oh man, i hope they don't find out i cheated. Especially Kelly Clarkson. If she knew that i'd probably die.
Cookie monster's hungry!
David: "I DON'T LIKE GOLF MOMMY! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........
UMMM This tastes good!"
''oops! i should have yelled 'FOUR' BEFORE i hit the ball. i hope i dont get in trouble! I'M SCARED!!!!!!!''
Oh... David not that hole! That's the alligator's mouth. Run David Run! *bites club*
Bite on!
"THIS THING IS SO HARD GRR!"
"I heard Tiger Woods say these things were great!"
yummy this is good i just hope i am getting my iron in!
This is what I would've done if I didn't win American Idol! I'd bite that sucker till it breaks!
Ow my tooth! Someone call 911!
Look at that babe, i'll show her I'm tough!
lOOK AT THAT BABE, I'LL SHOW HER I'M TOUGH!
Tastes like chicken!!!
David: I'm so hungry I could eat a golf club
ummmmmm......... taste good!!! i like it!!!
hey i can do magic! watch be break this golf club with my teeth! see! see!
Ohh David A. I need to get stronger so the girls will swoon over me, not you. OH IT'S ON!
Oh Man!!!Its Like American Idol Finales All Over Again!!!!
Yup, Its Gold Alright!
Oh...Man...Its Like American Idol Finales All Over Again!!!
David: Why is everyone calling me Archie? I'll just pretend this club is Archie!
David Cook (to self): Oops! I think my dentist even told me, "Do not bite inedible objects." ...OH WELL!
GRRR!! I'm so mad i didn't make the putt. Oh i'm hungry im gonna eat this metal thing.
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo close!
David:Aw man i forgot to eat my eggs and bacon this morning....this taste weird!!!!
OMG!!!!!!! i stink at golf what i am going to say...
(nibbles on it) oooooohhh i think i taste gold hmmm lets keep nibblin'
AAAAHH! WHY COUDN'T THE GOLF BALL JUST GO IN THE WHOLE NOW I LOOSED BY A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm as nervous as the American Idol finale
Wow, I'm an AWESOME multi-tasker!!! I can eat and play golf at the same time!!!
David: "Mmmmmmm... it tastes like chicken."
David: "Mmmmmmm... it tastes like chicken."
Hey,this is better than a toothpick!!
David: See! SEE!! I told you my teeth weren't the same color as the golf club!!
See i am strong...maybe not so strong
David:How come i beat David Archuleta on American Idol but he beats me at golf?That is way whack.He is getting his revenge and i dont like it one bit.
David:MOMMY!Help me!It wont break!!MOMMY!!!
They told me this was chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grrrrrr, david archuleda is beating me on EVERY hole, i knew he was better in glof than me, but not singing, HA
grrrrrr, david archuleda is beating me on EVERY hole, i knew he was better in glof than me, but not singing, HA
grrrrrr, david archuleda is beating me on EVERY hole, i knew he was better in glof than me, but not singing, HA
David:GRRRR (points to golf club)This could be you
grrrrrr, david archuleda is beating me on EVERY hole, i knew he was better golfer than me, but not singing, HA
david: uggghhh,, i....am....iron man.....arrrghhh....maybe not
OMG!!! I'm sooo hungry!!! I just need this stupid golf round to be OVER!!! GRRR...
Archie: WHY are you chewing on metal? Dave: didnt you hear im going for a heavy metal sound. This should help, because ill scream when my teeth break off. Ill be wonderful. Archie: yeah
Hmm, I think David A. was lying when he said if I bite this enough times it will turn into bubble gum.
Grrr...Why is there such thing as sand?!?!?! *Bites club* Gr-Ahhh....MMMM...TASTES NICE!!!!!!!
*GROWLS* Now Im a Vampire... ugh why cant i break it!!
David: *GROWLS* Im a Vampire now...... Ugh why cant i break it im a VAMPIRE!!
photographer: No you're not your David Cook!!
David:(embarresed) Oh yeah right just kidding haha
"UGH! I wish I was a vampire like Edward Cullen, Id FOR SURE be able to break this thing. :|"
ugh my teeth cant break it . well i tried being a wrestler
I am so hungry I don't care what i eat i jut want anything..........
Mmmmmm taste like Pork:]
David: On the Suite Life of Zack and Cody, London can ALWAYS find if this is real gold or metal. Lemme try, ugh...um...IT'S FAKE!
THIS DARN THING!! I'M STICKIN' TO SINGING!!!!!!
please please please go in!!!!!
David's thinking: God, I love those little golf outfits the girls wear! Gotta get me some of that.
"i thought you where talking to me when you said fetch."
See, I can be like Edward Cullen...just wait a few hours...I CAN DO THIS!
somebody doesn't play well with others
This is soooo tasty, I hope I can get a bite.
I WAS HUNGRY????
what this dosent tast like a hamburger!!!
hmmmmmmmmmm definetly not carrot gold
mmmmmm i love golf! it tastes so good!