Say What?!

jonas:amanda schwab.jpgHey M girls,

Today's Say What?! picture of Nick Jonas and Joe Jonas talking during a recent baseball game in New Jersey!

Now, write a funny caption for the photo or tell us what you think Nick and Joe are saying to each other!

Make sure to check back here Monday to see if your comment won for the funniest!

And you have to pick up the August issue of M for the latest star scoop!

UPDATE: The winning comment came from Mairs, who wrote:
Nick: Man, my reflection looks gurrrd in your shades.
Joe: funny, i was thinking the exact same thing :)

Photo: Amanda Schwab/Startraks

227 Comments

i love them,(:

ajaj they re so cute i love them♥

A FUNNY CAP I WOOD PUT 4 THIS PIC WOULD BE...

"HEY, DUDE, NICK, I THOUGHT WE ALREADY DID THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!!!!!"

LOL 4 EVER!!!! LUV UR MAG!!!!!

Joe: Hey Nick since when have you had freckles?
Nick: Since forever?

Joe: Duuuude, i LOVE you :)
Nick: Joe...Perrrrrlease!

or..

Nick: Man, my reflection looks gurrrd in your shades.
Joe: funny, i was thinking the exact same thing :)

:) xx

joe : do you like my hair?
nick: yes!! it is awesome!!! mine?
joe: it's ok
nick: is it just ok?
joe: ok ok.. its AWESOME!!
nick: ok!! :) thanks bro!

ajja they re so cute i love them

LOVE

Rebecca K on July 17, 2009 3:26 PM

Nick: You have a little something in your nose

Joe-what stop calling my name, i'm trying to respect my country.

Nick-dude Joe stop talking during the national anthem what's your problem,
do you want to get arrested?!

aha that was not funny at all :D

Danielle on July 17, 2009 3:27 PM

Joe: hey Nick! look at that hot girl walking by...

Nick: Joe, come on! we are singing the National Anthem!

Joe: Hey Nick. Since when have you had freckles?
Nick: Since forever?

joe: is it just me, or are your sunglasses cooler than mine?

nick: shhh its the national anthem
joe; yeah, it is just me.

Rebecca K on July 17, 2009 3:28 PM

Nick: You have a little something in your nose

Joe- Hey look Nick, it's Miley Cyrus!
(Nick looks)
Joe- Haha Gotchaa

joe:are you ready??
nick:oh! yes ..are you ready????????
joe: YESSSSSSSSSS!!!
or
joe: do you like my new sun glasses??
nick: yes!! .. what about mine?
joe: are awesome !! :P

victoria on July 17, 2009 3:31 PM

Joe- look at that girl cheking me out!!!

Nick- I see one in front of me.

Joe:this is a pretty good game!

Nick:Joe....

Joe:What...

Nick:Were loosing

Joe:oh

Joe: Hey Nick lets have a staring contest right now.
Nick: SHHH Be quiet during the National Anthem!
Joe: (sees Nick blink) HA I WON!

Joe: Hey man, I know were singing the national anthem and all well check out that girl over there.... GOD BLESS AMERICA Is shee cute.
Nick: -laghs-nice man.


Lame I know..
They are totally awesome!
I met them the day after this pic was taken lol

carolann on July 17, 2009 3:37 PM

nick ur so going down joe
joe o no im not brother
nick ya u are
joe bring it
nick come on show me wat u got
joe fine hjoe starts dancing 2 icream freeze by miley
nick thats the best u can do
joe yep ur turn
nick ok
joe show me wat u got
nick dances 2 shake it by metro sation
joe mine was better
nick noooooo mine was
joe want fight?
nick yea bring it

Anonymous on July 17, 2009 3:39 PM

joe: NICK NICK look over there .. its miley cyrus!!!
*nick looks*
joe: GOTCHA!!! HAHAHAHA

JOE: I am scared ..there is too many people.. and... if we lose?
NICK: shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Joe: Hey Nick...you got a little something on your face..

Nick: Joe. Shut up.

Joe: no they like me more!

Nick: no. they like me more!

Joe: i can soo take you

Nick: go ahead and try it!

they look ugg lol

nick - joe...

joe - dude shut up. their some gurlz checking me out

nick - but...

joe - dont hate

nick- u r wearing moms sunglasses

MysteriousJBLoverr on July 17, 2009 4:05 PM

Joe:Is there something wrong with my face?Everyone keeps staring.
Nick:Well,not just something..Everything about it is wrong!
Joe:(Gasps)How dare you!
Nick:Ask ANYONE.

Nick: Hey Joe how was your date with Camilla??

Joe: (Acting Confused) What date???

Nick: Bro you know what i am talking about!!

Joe: (still acting confused) NO I DON'T-

Nick: JUST TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe: Fine the date was AMAZING!! she looked AMAZING!!!

Nick: Thanks bro for telling me now i can tell the paparazzi!!! That you did go on a date with her!!

Joe: U R SO DEAD!!!!!

Nick: (starts running)

Joe: (running after him)

Joe- I wanna be the capitain. Please Nick.
Nick- No way ! I'm the boss and i'll be the boss for my entire life! Haa, Haa, Haa !!

Joe - You remember when I said I was done with country stars?
Nick - Yeah Why?
Joe - That was funny right?
Nick - Let's jsut hope that Camilla does not start singing!

if you are a true robert pattinson fan,
click the link above!

Joe:(looks in Nicks sunglasses)Dang i look good today
Nick:No you dont Joe.Its obvious i look better.
Kevin:Silly boys i look the better then both of you
Joe and Nick:NO YOU DONT!!!

hey its like looking in a mirror how crazy is that

Joe: Staring contest!
Nick: Your on!

savannah on July 17, 2009 4:51 PM

omj...(o my jonas!)...lol
they are amazingly amazing !
they are soo hot !

jblover4ever on July 17, 2009 4:57 PM

lol awesome pic
JOE do i have something in my teeth
NICK

Joe- The girl behind me... She's so looking at me...
Nick- Hum... In fact, she's TOTALLY looking at me... Obviously !!!

joe:i will beat u up"

nick: bring it the fans like me more that means im better

Joe-You think they will let us play in the game this time?

Joe: Man that girl is so hot
Nick: Joe be quiet their doing the national anthem

caitlynn on July 17, 2009 5:32 PM

nick: hey joe miley is cuter.
joe: no camilla is cuter.
nick: miley is hotter.
joe: no danielle is hotter opps.
kevin: wat did u say joe.
joe: nothing.....
kevin: yah it better be nothing because she is my fiance.
nick: ohhh joe just got poned.
joe: nick shut up.
nick: miley is cuter.
joe: nick just SHUP UP

joe: hey, did you kiss my girlfriend?

Nick: NO Did You kiss MY girlfriend?

joe: well NO! yours is ugly!

Nick: ummm na uh!

Joe: your just mad because selena broke up with you!

nick: no im not!!!

joe: um i think you r!

nick: joe just stay out of my personal life!

joe: what personal life!

nick: uumm... mine!

joe: yah right, like you have a personal life!

nick: wanna bet!

joe: your on!

nick: ok, the first one to get a date with miley or demi first wins

Joe: wins what!

nick: idk.. whatever i can think of!

joe: your on

nick: NO, your on!

Nick- Hey Joe, I can see myself in your sunglasses! Gosh, I AM hot.

Joe- Nice, Nick.

Nick: YES!! I'm finally going pro!!!

JOe: umm, Nick, we're only singing the National Anthem... We're not playing in the game...

Nick:Hey Joe do I have hat hair?
Joe:ahh lets see turn to the left

TEAM JACOB BLACK 4EVER on July 17, 2009 6:09 PM

Joe: Dude, Nick, you look hot in your shades!!! Hotter than Camilla!!
Nick: Dude, your officially creeping me out, so I'm going over there.

joe: Look closely nick ! I swear i felt a zit !

Nick : I don't see anything but a mole !

Joe : Oh that's what I felt there ! Oh well i guess , IM BURNIN HOT BURNIN HOT TODAY BABY !!!!!!!!!!!!

TEAM JACOB BLACK on July 17, 2009 6:13 PM

Joe: OMG, look at that hot girl over there walking down the stairs.

Nick: Joe, that's our mother!!!!!

Joe: hey you see that girl over there?
Nick: yeah...
Joe: yeah, she's all mine :)

joe: OMG NICK! i have the biggest wedgie ever!
nick: be cool and maybe no one will notice..

this is a funny one, hope it's not lame:

Joe: pts... Nick

Nick: What? cant you see we're singing the National Anthem?

Joe: I know its just that.... I gotta tell you something

Nick: ok, but say it fast.

Joe: I really gotta go to the bathroom, When is this going to end?

Nick: dude, I told you to go to the bathroom before the game.

Joe: Well sorry if I was too busy trying to distract the paparazzis from seeing you with miley.

Nick: ........... (no word)

Joe: Can I go to the bathroom now?

Nick: .................

Joe: Dude?

Nick: Ok fine but..... oh just go.... but be here as fast as you can.

Joe: ok.


The game was about to start and joe wasn't back.....
Then when Joe came back...

Nick: you supposed to be here long ago.

Joe: yeah I know, sorry for taking so long.

Nick: Joe, it doesn't take that much to go to the bathroom and do the "number one".

Joe: I never said I was going to do "number one"

Nick:.....(looks at Joe with a weird face)


LOL. hope you all like it :D I still LOVE THEM WITH ALL MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!

Jacob Black Rox on July 17, 2009 6:34 PM

Joe: Hey, lets go to the mall and check out cute girls

Nick: Joe, shut up!! Were singing the National Athem here.

Joe: Common man!!! There are hot girls in that mall!!! Man Camilla should be there, cause she's hot!!

Nick: Shut Up!! And Miley should be there too (starts day dreaming about her)

Joe: Where should Miley be at? The loser mall? haha!

Nick: Miley Is wayyyyyyyyyyyyy hotter than Camilla!!!!!!! Camilla is cute but not H.O.T. like Miley is.

Joe: Yeah right, Camilla is really super H.O.T and Miley is H.O.T. but not as much as Camilla. Ha! Wait a second, did u just call Camilla cute?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Nick: Did you just call Miley H.O.T.?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Joe: Noooo..........

Nick: She is sooo mine!!!!! You have Camilla, so u don't need Miley!!

Joe: But, what if I don't want Camilla anymore, what if I want Miley way more?!?

Nick: What if I said 'If you try to flirt with Miley or ask her out to dinner, then I would reck your hair, that u love soooooo much?'

Joe: You wouldn't dare too touch my hair!!!! Would u?

Nick: (Gives Joe a glance) Yes I would, I would shave your head bald if you hit on Miley!!

Joe: Okay, okay,okay, Miley is your's!!!!!!!!!!! I want my hair to stay nice and beautiful and long.

Nick: Thnx and I'm still going to shave your head bald for saying Miley is H.O.T.

Joe: I better run, right???

Nick: (nods yes)

Joe: Okay, byebye (starts running really fast)

Nick: *laughs* It's just to easy to fool him! *laughs*

Yeah, I know it's stupid, but at least it's funny!

JOE: You know what? We so could've done the national athem why better then her!

NICK: Yeah, we could. Why didn't They ask us?

JOE: Who knows?

TaylorLautnerLover on July 17, 2009 6:46 PM

Joe: Were u just checking out that girl??
Nick: No I wasn't! Where did u get a CRAZY idea, lyk that?
Joe: I know what I saw, U were checking out that girl!
Nick: Are u calling me a liar???
Joe: Yea, Maybe I am!
Nick: That's it! We are NOT doing ur new song in the concert tomorrow.

LOL! I know, It stinks on ice.

Joe: ''staring contest! ready? 1,2,3!''
Nick: ''OOH! you blinked!''

alexandra on July 17, 2009 6:54 PM

joe hey nick check out that girl over there

nick hey shut up and respect

devyn-marie on July 17, 2009 6:58 PM

my pic caption

joe-dude i gotta take a krap

nick-look at that hot chick.....im srry u say somethin

nick-man my reflection look goooood in ur glasses

joe- funny i waz thinkin the same thing

both-man we so sexy

alexandra on July 17, 2009 6:59 PM

joe hey you bab over there want to go on a date with me

nick hey shut up

Nick: Dude, I thought you said that no one would see my hair like this!

Joe: Well sorry...I forgot about taking the hats off for the Anthem...

Emma Ray K. on July 17, 2009 7:37 PM

Joe: How much longer do we have to stand here?
Nick: Joe shut up! We are suppose to be singing the national anthem!
Joe: Not alot of people here..an't that national now is it?

hhaaa haa I love those two:D

Nick- When You Look Me In The Eyes.

Joe- Dude, stop it...you can't take one minute out of your time, to stop thinking about music.

MickJerry on July 17, 2009 7:52 PM

here's mine...

Joe: "So it's on?"

Nick: "It's SO on...."

*Both grin devilishly*. :)

kinda like Demi and Sterling on Sonny With A Chance. ha!

Nick:dude did u just burp whule singin the natinol anthom? Joe:*burps*yeeeeeeeeesssssssss

I wonder if the pizza girl is here

Nick Jonas:"Joseph Adams take off those sun glasses,I was wearing mine first"

Joe Jonas: "OMJ! Nick you have been waiting a little bit Too! long to tell me that cuz the game is over and our team won!"

Joe: Dont Turn around nick!! i think i saw selena coming here with a broom to WHACKED you!!
Nick: are you kidding me!! Dang it, i cant make new songs if i die!!! SAVE ME!

Jasmine Burr on July 17, 2009 9:56 PM

Joe: Dude I want a hot dog.
Nick: I know, me too.

Joe: This is a GREAT idea for a song!
Nick: It's the national anthem.It's already a song!

Joe: Why did i break up with Taylor, we were perfect for eachother!
Nick: I don't know man, but my soul mate is still out there! And her name is Keri, And I'm going to find her!

LOL! Love them so much! and Nick's hair is awesome!

Joe:where is Frankie?
Nick:Mom and dad said he was with elvis over there?!?!

JOE :im serious Nick ! Check my face , i swear , this morning i felt a zit on my face !

NICK :joe there is no zit on your face . Just that old mole .

Joe : Oh well then I guess im , Burnin hot , burnin hot , for you baby !!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe: Hey Dude check out theese neck muscles

soooooooooooooo!!! on July 17, 2009 10:47 PM

joe: i think you have a wedgie

nick: you so have to grow up, man!

joe: what did i do ??!

nick: ........froget it..............

Nick:Dude pay attention

Joe:Dude your the one talking!Aww Man! Now I'm doing it shhh!

Nick:Shut up!

*A girl looks over at Nick and frowns*

Girl:Nick Jonas shush your lips!Do the Hellen Keller and Talk with your Hips!!!!

*The song from the band 3oh!3 starts playing =)*

*Nick and Joe and the Girl stat dancing* lol

I love them sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe : " Hey, look at her! Behind You ! She's pretty cute !"
Nick : "Just for once, please, just concentrate on something other than girls !"

Joe: Uhm, you have a little something in your hair Nick, let me get that out.

Nick: Wow Joe, I never noticed how great your hair looks.

[Joe and Nick doing a stare contest]
Joe: Hey you blinked!
Nick: No I didn't! Wait did I?...Ugh never let's get back to the song
Joe: Wait what are we singing?

[Nick and Joe doing a staring contest]
Joe: Hey you blinked!
Nick: Noooo!...Let's get back to the song.
Joe: Wait what were we singing?

Joe: Dude, just face it! My hair is cooler than yours!
Nick: NO IT'S NOT JOE! You're just jealous of my sunglasses
Joe: Psssh YOUR sunglasses? Those are MINE!
Nick: Well... I have a girlfriend! Ha!
Joe: Well... So do I, and.... I'm older! *Stalks off*

Will you marry me, Nick?

Tori Jonas on July 18, 2009 8:30 AM

Joe- she's totally looking at me
Nick- no she isnt, turn away quick!

Joe: Oh no, here comes Kevin
Nick: Just pretend you havent seen him!

Nick: are you ready?

Joe: yup

Nick: soo you have the lyrics to the pledge of alegence?

Joe: yup do we even know this song?

Nick: hahaha yeah totally! (oh man!)

Joe: duh i should know it...(help!)

Nick: "When you look me in the eyes...."
Joe: "Hold on, I'm burning up for that girl sits by Camilla for she is so much better!!"

joe:nick i want to tell u something
nick: what bro
joe: i will get married
nick : to who?????
joe: to the american flag cause i cant find a girl who likes me

i know its not funny but i love nick alot!!!!

Nick: WHEN YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES....
Joe: HOLD ON, man, i'm BURNING UP for dat girl over there sits by Camilla because she is so MUCH BETTER!!

Joe: "Hey Nick you seen Miley anywhere?"

Nick: "Shut up Joe!"

or...

Joe: "can you see?"

Nick: "oh ya, I look good!"

or...

Joe: "what should the next episode be about?"

Nick: "Maybe we should make one with just ME! And of coarse I won't smile!"

Nick- im thinking about dating Miley again... just for the publisity though you know....
Joe- ummm yoe nick....
Nick- i no i no its not right but i will be sooo much more popular!
Joe- NICK the mick is still on
Nick- Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......................... not good....

Joe: Nick stop copying me with the hat thing
Nick: I can do whatever i want so back off joe!
Joe: Fine! but the fans like me better
Nick: Excuse me!
Joe: You heard me!
Nick: Bring it!
Joe: It's been BROUGHT!!! MWAHAHAHA
Nick: POW! (hits joe)
Joe: OW!!! What was that for!
Nick: Im sorry!
Joe: No im sorry!
Joe and Nick: Brothers reunited!!!!!!

joe:do i have something on my face?


nick:i dont know ask kevin now im gonna go ask miley if she wants to go grab a bite now move.

Kristen Jonas :P on July 18, 2009 3:45 PM

Joe: Let's have a staring contest!
Nick: But we can't see if were cheating with our sunglasses on.
Joe: That's the point! (;

Joe: Um... Nick, who are we rooting for again?
Nick: Um... Aunt Shirley (chuckles)
Joe: Oh, ok. GO AUNT SHIRLEY! WHOO! ... Wait a second...! NICK!!!!
(Nick starts running, Joe follows)
Joe: U R SOOOOOOO DEAD!!!

Joe: Nick, why are we still standing here? The game was over an hour ago.
Nick: Sorry. I just can't gt over the free hot dogs!


THAT 1 stinkzzz... hehe

Haley J. on July 18, 2009 5:37 PM

Joe: NICK! Stop moving I'm trying to look at myself,

Nick:Oh sorry it's not like were doing anything important,

Joe: Yeah, just singing the national anthem.

Hayley J. on July 18, 2009 5:41 PM

Joe: Yo Dude look.... (gets cut off by Nick)

NIck: STOP!

Joe: Thats what she said!

Hayleigh J. on July 18, 2009 5:44 PM

Nick: OMJ is that Rob Pattinson talking to Camilla

Joe: NUH EUH! Where!!!!!! (Lokks everywhere)

Nick: Oh wait sorry man that was just Dad.

nick:joe, dude, hello, why r u staring at me like that?

joe: what? o srry i was looking at my reflection in ur shades..... and i look good.

I

lauren marie jonas on July 18, 2009 5:52 PM

nick:joe, dude, hello!!! why r u staring at me like that?!?!? its creepy!!!

joe:what? o sorry i was lookin at my self in ur shades.... and i look good.

lauren jonas on July 18, 2009 5:56 PM

nick:joe, dude, hello!!! why r u staring at me like that?!?!? its creepy!!!

joe:what? o sorry i was lookin at my self in ur shades.... and i look good.

Courtney on July 18, 2009 6:21 PM

Joe: Look at the hot girl behind you up in the stands!

Nick: turning okay

joe: don't look you'll make it too obvious!

Nick: well dont tell me to look then.

Joe: that looks like Taylor! Wow she looks good!

Nick: i am telling Camilla! HAHA

Joe: you better not i will replace you with Frankie.

Nick: fine

Courtney on July 18, 2009 6:26 PM

Joe: i feel like doing the hockey pokey!

Nick: dude we are doing the national anthem

Joe: well......your point is.

Nick: NATIONAL_ANTHEM! we are disrespecting our country right now!

Joe- omg i am so sorry country i take it all back *slurp* I feel better!

Nick- WOW!

joe:hey,hey,HEEEEYYYY!!!!NNNNIIICCCKKK!!!!! nick:hey joe i'm right here dude! joe:right,right nick:so what do you want? joe:hugh??...oh yeah!!!.....what was i saying?...oh! yeah where did you get your cool shades?!? nick:the same place you did in kevin's closet.

JOE:HEY DO U THINK I SHOULD ASK THIS FAN NAMED ALEXI OUT?

NICK:I THINK SHES CUTE TO REMEMBA THE JONAS BOOK OF LAWS ??

anum jonas on July 18, 2009 8:16 PM

Joe: hey nick wat hand goes on top of your heart?
Nick: wow joe how can u possibly forget!!
Joe: wats its not my fault i dont pay attention to stuff like this!
Nick: then wat do you pay attention to?
Joe: uhhh my hair DUH!!!

yelannie on July 18, 2009 8:19 PM

joe: hey nick!! do u have play baseball before?

nick: nop!!! and u?

joe: me neither!!

nick: omg! thats amazing we came here to play baseball and we never have play!


joe: ok idc just smile and look at the camaras!!!

Nick: I told you to get the ball man.

Joe: :[ I couldn't do it

Minutes after this photo was taken joe broke down and cried.

lol

Joe- Hey Nick, did you use my hair gel?
Nick- What, naw, why would I? I don't wear it!
Joe- I can smell it from here.
Nick- But you're wearing the same glasses as I am. You know I wore them to make her happy but they're u-gly.
Joe- I got those for your birthday.
Nick- *thinks for excuse* Paparazzi!Just smile and look pretty! *giggles nervously*

l@Dy SUP3RFISI@L on July 18, 2009 11:24 PM

JOE: OMG WTF WAT IS BRITTNEY SPEARS DOING HERE?
NICK:I DONT KNOW JUST DONT LOOK OVER THEIR
JOE:WHY?
NICK:BECAUSE THAT IS ROOD!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE WAS STARING AT YOU THE WHOLE TIME YOU WERE WATCHING A BASEBALL GAME?!
JOE:OH OK =)

Joe- something is weird around here????

Nick- i know should'nt we be singing???

joe: hey nick look over there theres miley!

nick:where!

Joe: Hey Nick, umm *whispers* do i have something on my nose? Nick: Yea u have a big bogger! Joe: What! r u serious?! Nick: HAHAHA thats what u get when u put a whoppie coushine on my chair!

miley cyrus on July 19, 2009 9:41 AM

hey boys you look so cute in the pic especially my Nicky
i think they are about to sing the national anthem!

nick: hey joe look over there its a blimp that says jo bros......

joe:oh cool now shut its the national anthem!

nick:dude quit acting like our mom!

joe:shut up just shut up!

Joe: Hey look at that cute girl over in the bleachers!
Nick: Joe! Stop! You already have a GF!
Joe: Who?
Nick: CAMILLE!!!
Joe: Oh ya... Hey look! she's HOT!
Nick: *rolls eyes*

Joe: Hey look! It's Kristen Stewart! Do you think she will dump Robert Pattison for me?

Nick: I don't know. why don't you just go ask her out?!

Joe: Ohhh... That's a GREAT idea!

Nick- Don't hog the field Joe and don't hog the ball got it

Joe- got it

Nick: Take off your hat, Joe, it's the national anthem!!
Joe: Fine! I will!!

Nick: Joe, take off your hat. It's the National Anthem!

Joe: Could someone please give me a mic!

Nick: What?!

Joe: Aren't we supposed to sing?

Nick: No! Take off your hat!

Joe: Not until I get my microphone!

Nick: UUGGG *sighs*

Shalease on July 19, 2009 3:32 PM

Nick: Joe, how's my hair look?

Joe: Fine on this side,now turn to the left. Yup,looks good.

Nick: Sweet!!!

Joe: Why did you want to know any way?

Nick: Cause there's this girl over there who is really hot!!!!

Joe: WHO!?

Nick: Shalease

nick: Hey Joe!!!

Joe: Yea!!

Nick: What do you think of my hair??

Joe: You look like Elvis on a bad hair day, so yea i like it!!

Nick: You know joe, sometimes i dont know how i am related to you and Kelvin!!

Joe: Neither do i!! Now put your hat back on before eveyone sees it and thinks how did i let you leave the house looking like that

Nick: Now come on!!

Joe: Nick you know i never lie now lets play some baseball!!


Joe thinking to himself afterwards (mmm hott hott girls mmm)

Joe- Nick why did you use soo much hair jel when we r JUST at a baseball game?

Nick-because im waay more cuter than you so i NEED to look like it!

Joe-That is soo NOT true.

Nick-R u sure?..just go ask,ANYONE that is where ME on their T-shirt! DUH!

Joe-but wat bout the ppl that have ME on their T-shirts?.

Nick-Who would that be?

Joe-well u have that one,....no thats u, but theirs,no thats u too....."

Nick- wat did i tell u!?....Ha hA haaa!!!

Joe-although Joe your hair DOES look good!

Nick-thanks. Hope Miley likes it this way! but thats a diff story! *laughs*

i love nick

joe- DUDE!!

nick- dude what?!

joe- dude i was just looking at the reflection in your glasses... and i look SO GOOD!! man! i love me!

nick- dude i was thinking the same exact thing!!

joe- ha! awesome!

nick- psh yeah

nick and joe do a cool handshake

...'' HEEEY, WHOSE SHE?''

...'' JOE R U LISTNIN?''

Joe:"Hey nick look at all those girls!"

Nick:"Joe were spost to be singing the National Anthem right now!"

Everyong staires at them

Rebekah Singleton on July 19, 2009 8:56 PM

joe: OMG nick everyone knows that I am going to win the staring contest!! So quit trying... your gonna lose!

nick: joe be logical! I am hotter, and i always squint my eyes so i have a lot of moisture in them!

joe: OH NO YOU DIDNT! I am WAAAYYYYY hotter than you and everyone knows it!! Grrrrrr (pounce)

they get in a fight, rolling on the ground
ROF not L!!

joe-nick c'mon look me in the eye and tell me that i look good
nick-you do
joe-then i dont get it??? how come Camilla dosent like me
nick-mmhm.............

joe-nick c'mon look me in the eye and tell me that i look good
nick-you do
joe-then i dont get it??? how come Camilla dosent like me
nick-mmhm.............

joe-nick c'mon look me in the eye and tell me that i look good
nick-you do
joe-then i dont get it??? how come Camilla dosent like me
nick-mmhm.............

Joe-I make the most of all this stress
I try to live without regrets
But I'm about to break a sweat
I'm freakin' out
It's like a pois. What Nick?

Nick-Dude wrong song! We are singing the National Anthem

Joe-...Oh, ....poison in my brain
It's like a fog that blurs the sane
It's like a vine you can't untangle
I'm freakin' out

Nick- ..uh

joe-nick c'mon look me in the eye and tell me that i look good
nick-you do
joe-then i dont get it??? how come Camilla dosent like me
nick-mmhm.............

JOE:hey nick we should go to the mall and check out the HOT girl's.man camillia should be at the mall 'cause she's hot.

NICK:nu uhg! miley should be there with a swimsuit!(nick start's day dreaming about miley.)

JOE:yeah! she should!

NICK:what!

JOE:nevermind! i told u we should go!

NICK:yeah! i just got a textmessage from miley and camillia to meet them at the mall!!!

JOE:let's go!!

30 minutes later...

MILEY:hey guy's look at the new cute bikini i just bought!

CAMILLIA: joe like mine!?!

JOE:yeah! let's go to the beach!!

NICK:yeah let's go miley! you can wear your new hot bikini!!!

MILEY:let's go!!!

NICK:hey joe miley look's soooo HOT!!!!

joe-Nck dnt make it obvious but look to the right..is that jessica alba??

Nick-omg joe ur right..hey lets take off our hats n show off r great hair!

Joe-umm i wondeer..do u hink kevin has any of them rings left???

Nick-humm kevin!!

joe: hey due i think i see kevin kissing a pole

nick: dude shut up and sing

joe: really

nick: man your stupid

joe: yep i know

nick is looking one way joe is looking the other way

joe: hey nick..
nick: shh.. its the national anthem
joe: i was just gonna say we could sing it better.
nick: shut... well yeah i guess you're right.

Joe--Oh say can you seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... hey! i think that girl is lookin at me!
Nick--Well, of course she's lookin at you... ur hair's messed up.
Joe--SO? I'm still hot :)

Joe--oh say can you seeeeeeeeeeeeeee... hey, i think that girl's checkin me out!!
Nick--well, of course she's checking you out. You've got hat hair.
Joe--SO? I'm still hot :)

oops, i didn't mean lily, those r both by me...

Joe--dude, ur hair's messed UP.
Nick--no...it's supposed to be like this.
Joe--man, we need better hairstylists. :P

michelle on July 20, 2009 7:30 PM

can you guys hold the anthem for a minute i see a cute girl in the stands.

Nick: Dude, he sucks at singing!
Joe: I told you we shoulda sang it.

veronica salinas on July 22, 2009 5:00 PM

Joe: What do you think of my new hairstyle dude???????
Nick: it looks rockin.......
i think
:)

Meg is cool on July 23, 2009 9:56 AM

Joe: hey man, look! i see a hot babe!!
Nick: no it's not time for that Joe, we're supposed to be singing!
Joe: Yeah, I guess it would be kind of wrong if someone found out that two members of the Jonas Brothers weren't even singing the anthem!

A few seconds later,the national anthem is over

Nick: So where"s that hot girl again?


Emily Dean on July 23, 2009 9:50 PM

Nick's hair is so hot! is his bod!! hey, my name is Emily. This is my second day on this website. It's really cool too.


thanks
Emily

emily dean on July 23, 2009 10:04 PM


Joe " yo, Nick. Did you see that one Family Guy episode where Peter thought that dogs laid eggs?"

Nick " Dude! stop, and pay attention! Were singing the national anthe- wait Peter thought dogs laid eggs?
that's freakin dumb."

Emily

Nick: Do I have to much jell in my hair?
Joe: No, like my sweet shades?
Nick: They're sick, know that's get back to the anthem

stefphanie corleone on July 25, 2009 12:35 AM

nick: joe why must you act so cool when were playing baseball?
joe:jelous nick?

WIERD

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Joe- Hey nick, i think i saw a hot dog stand on the way out here.

Nick- Shut up. we are in the middle of the national anthem. u can get a hot dog when our team is batting and we can go sit.

*a few seconds later*

Joe- (nudges nick) hey nick.

Nick- Not now joe!

Joe- But i gotta pee!!!!!

Nick- u said u went before we got dressed and came out here.

Joe- I did, but then i saw tht big drink stand over there.

*nick looks at stand*

Nick- man why did u let me look at tht.

*they both look at a girl in the drink stand*

Joe- dude, u see her.

Nick- yeah tht makes me want a drink.

*anthem ends and they race to the stand*

nick- drink please

Joe- yeah me too.


I love joe with all my heart. You cant even see my walls anymore. They r covered in joe. Joe has the BEST hair. Nick is ayight

OMJ!!

JOE: this is such a good song, and i'm glad were being respectful.

NICK: i love you joe.

OMG!!

hey how is this a question rob someetimes has messy hair and nick has too neat hair

He is probbly thinking i really do need a girlfreind fast pronto:)

I THINK THEY LOOK SO HOT TOGETER THEY ARE THE HOTEST GUYS ALIVE

Joe: I look great in this baseball outfit.
Nick: I was thinking the same thing.
Joe: I look better.
Nick: No, I do!!!

oohh mmyy ggoodd they're talking during the national anthem...DUH!

Rache_123 on July 31, 2009 2:37 PM

JOE:hey nick look at tat hot blonde ova there
NICK: joe
JOE:yea
NICK:tats a dude
JOE:ohh

nick:Camille is mine now Joe:no shes mine nick:mine Joe: mine mine mine Nick:mine mine mine mine Joe: oh fine take her you win ill just get Daniella nick: okay alright take your little Camille

#1 biggest fan on August 2, 2009 1:46 PM

omg we are the coolest people here

Nick we aren;t soposwsesd to be talking during the national anthem are we?

ilovejonas19 on August 4, 2009 5:38 PM

JOE: NICK HOW DO I LOOK?

NICK: WELL BESIDES UR PANTS BEING INSIDE OUT UR FINE

Joe-"Psst!Does my hair look okay?" Nick-"Does it ever look bad?"

Nick-"I smell something gross "Joe- "Sorry"

Nick-"I smell something gross" Joe- "Sorry"

joe jonas got his hair cut like in 2006 it looks so hot go to youtube to see

cberkheiser on October 31, 2009 3:49 PM

Joe- "My hair looks like a rose bush."
Nick-"My hair is so better than urs!!"

nickz girl on November 6, 2009 6:47 AM

joe:look!it,s miley.

nick:SO WHAT!

joe:iam looking hot nick ,ri8? !!(;

nick:yeah!

nick:iam trying to respect my country now ,,stop joe!

joe :ok umm!

joe:dude look look! there are hot girls looking at me!

nick:OH!hot girls where?

joe :there>

nick ok ,,acually joe they are so looking at me CUZ IAM THE HOTTEST

joe:oh my god !poor nick ofcourse iam the hottest !

nick:ok prove it!

joe:ok simply iam the hottest

nick :shut up !

joe : u shut up man!

then they started a fight after the national anthem finished!

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