Say What?!

lady gaga:Beretta:Sims.jpgHey M girls,

Today's Say What?! picture of Lady Gaga walking in Europe!

Now, write a funny caption for the photo or tell us what you think Lady Gaga is thinking!

Make sure to check back here tomorrow to see if your comment won for the funniest!

And you have to pick up the July issue of M for the latest star scoop!

UPDATE: The winning comment came from Herlinda, who wrote:
"(Gaga) How's my glove look? Better like it. Beary didn't, and look what happened to him!"

Photo: Beretta Sims/Startraks

168 Comments

Yay 1st comment!

Don't come any closer - see this hand? See that bear's eye? Yeah, you do the maths...

lady gaga: talk to the hand cuz im trying to sleep!!!

Stop! I don't have on my poker face!

Shaina Prasad on July 16, 2009 3:05 PM

why is my agent makinig me do this?!!
im gonna get them back as soon as we are out of the public! muahahahahaha

Mitchels-Biggest-Fan on July 16, 2009 3:06 PM

"Maybe if I just sit here like a doll I'll blend in."

lady gaga: keep away, i'm with boo boo bear!

STOP!!! billybear doesn't like cameras....

I just realized that my outfits are way to crazy and I don't want to be photographed in this one especially!

lady gaga: keep away, i'm with boo boo bear

Stop! Tell me the Truth...

wHaT?!?!?! im working on my image...

that's what i got for waking up in vegas.

talk to the hand cuz im trying to sleep!!!!!!

Esmeralda on July 16, 2009 3:16 PM

Stop Taking Picture of us please,ah the flash got in my eyes, well mister bear looks like we gotta....JUST DANCE! Gonna be okay Da da doo doo JUST DANCE!

LADY GAGA: STEP AWAY YOUR GONNA DAMAGE HIS/HER EYE

oh no is it the paparozzi i hope my music video isent coming to life "AHHHHH"

Back away from the bear and everything will be ok...

Hey I know I'm stylin don't be jellin

Bridgett on July 16, 2009 3:30 PM

Please get the camera out of my face. Yes, I have a stuffed animal. But, so what?

"No pictures please Mr. Teddy doesn't like it!!

This is super cute !
I LOVE LADY GAGA !

Just sleep! would it be ok. gotta sleep sleep! Just just just just sleep!

oh my i am lady gaga dont take my photo i dont got on my tutu come on bobo bear

Itsprincessyal on July 16, 2009 3:51 PM

See Mr.Snuggles Eye...Thats what you'll look like if you get any closer!

Lady GaGa (thinking): I really don't want to be photographed in an outfit that isn't as outragous as my other clothes.. I have a rep to think about!

Oooh... Look it's a floating hand! Now pay attention to it instead of me and you won't end up like the bear.

Look, I konw my outfit is awesome, but no picture.

"HAULT! The flowers on my dress and Mr. Cuddles need sun!"

The Bear: Talk to Gaga's hand, mine's too special, can't you see???

''dont you just love my michael jackson glove!?! now if only i could do the moonwalk!''

HEY! you can't read my Poker Face... or his!

Mandiie<3 on July 16, 2009 4:30 PM

Lady Gaga: No pictures., teddy needs his space. Can't you see these cameras have already hurt one of his eyes.?

(yelling:) Leave me and Gaga Jr. alone, oh yeah I went there! (giggle:) Just kidding, hello world!

Leave me and Gaga Jr. alone, oh yeah, you can't read my poker face, um hu! Hi mom!

Lady GaGa: Yes, I am also a huge fan of Micheal Jackson's,that's why I bought the sequined hand glove.

Regular Person: although it isn't really a sequined glove more like laced,oh,and do you see her teddy bear,how cute?!

(Gaga) How's my glove look? Better like it. Beary didn't, and look what happened to him!

Lady Gaga: I'm Sorry, But Mr. Bear Doesn't Talk To Just Anyone.

ladygaga: now you can see why i made the song Papparazzi

Lady: Okay I poked beary in the face! Now please back up
Beary: She poked me in the face and I had to
poke(her) face. That's why she has the glasses. I'm BAD!!

Lady: Okay I poked beary in the face! Now please back up
Beary: She poked me in the face and I had to
poke(her) face. That's why she has the glasses. I'm BAD!!

plz no flash photography!

"TALK TO THE HAND! Me and Mr. Cuddles Need some time alone; ANND... you're completly ruining the moment!"

"I'm Sorry, but Mr. Cuddles doesn't just talk to anyone, you know! You have to be part of the Krazy-Klothes-Klub!"

"STOP! OMG Mr. Cuddles! Looks like the only thing left to do here is JUST DANCE!

yes i know im lady gaga. now could you plz just tell me where the circus is?

LadyGagaFan4ev on July 16, 2009 5:41 PM

Stop right there! Mr.Cuddles must be taken care of and if you get any closer, what happened to him will happen to you! Back off! *Holds out fist* And I mean it!

taylor15122 on July 16, 2009 5:45 PM

lady gaga: ta ta ta teddy bear ta ta teddy bear

trcangel15122 on July 16, 2009 5:47 PM

lady gaga: talk to the paw 'cause this is MY bear

Lady Gaga: As you can see i don't care
Man Behind Gaga: Brat Celebrities

OMG! Don't take my picture when i am trying to sleep or I'll poke your face just like i did to Beary the bear...see look at him.

OMG! Why are you taking my picture it's too embarassing. Look at my outfit and teddy bear (Beary the Bear). See so embarassing!

why do they make me do this just look at my oulfits

No pictures please... Mr.Beary is in critical condition

THIS IS NOT MY POKER FACE! Im wearing flowers-hel-LO?!

christian spates on July 16, 2009 6:16 PM

No flash photography! Teddy's eyes are sensitive!!!

Christian on July 16, 2009 6:18 PM

Please, no flash photography! Teddy's eyes are sensitive!!!

Stop, Stop...enough. I don't have time for pictures, i've got to take my injured bear to the hospital.....

stop, stop...enough! No time for pictures! i have to take my injured teddy to the build a bear workshop!

Please, will you give me a second with Snuggles. We need to have a talk about personal space.

victoria on July 16, 2009 7:10 PM

stop, hold on! Its time for my 5:00 nap.

Yes, I have my white glove on, I'm going to take this teddy the Micheal Jacksons memorial. So watch out.

Wow! I never knew that she was so attached to her teddy bear like that! I guess she wanted the wanted to play a LOVE GAME and attach it to her clothes. She wants attention and for the PAPARAZZI to notice her. I wonder how she kept a POKER FACE when wearing this dress and while some of the PAPARAZZI waslaughing. Well, EH-EH- NOTHING ELSE I CAN SAY about this new trend.

Lady Gaga(thinking): Step away from the teddy bear people. I know you love him, but you can't have him.

Please, go away. I have to take my boo to the hospital

Lady Gaga: No flash photography please, I'm trying put my teddy to sleep because It's almost our bedtime.

Nicole Ly on July 16, 2009 8:47 PM

papparazzi (photographer):Smile for the camera Gaga...*whispers*im depending on you for my new iphone
Lady Gaga:Please,he doesnt like pictures *holds bear*.Cant you see hes injurded enough! *thinks in head* ["i need to get hinm to a hospital ASAP,im taking him to the ER"]

Bear: LOOK AT WHAT SHE DID TO ME!!!!! YOUR BETTER POKER-HER FACE!!!!!!!!

Lady gaga: I'm sorry!!!!! I didn't mean to! i was STARSTRUCK I thought i saw Ozzy Osborne so I could show off our matching glasses!!!!

Lady Gaga: Hey! Get that camera away from me or my bodyguard Mr. Buggybear will have to Take You Down.

Lady Gaga: Plz no pictures, I have to get teddy to the hospital before he looks like me.LOL!

Lady Gaga: Plz no pictures, I have to get teddy to the hospital before he looks like me.LOL!

lady gaga saying "♫plz dont po-po-poke my face dont po-poke my face♫"

Ok Teddy time to clean your ears.Maybe this time i woke poke you in the eye.

Ok Teddy time to clean your ears with my finger.Hopefully this time i wont poke you in the eye.

Yo, stop taking pics of my eye-patched teddy bear! He's sensitive!ugh

''HEY, BACK OFF, TEDDY's CLOUSTROPHOBIC,''

Hey, I don't want to see pics of me being made fun of on the internet.
Real fans don't act like this and I think it's disrespectful.
Please check out my website, just click on my name.
And if you don't believe it's me, it's your loss.

=
M:$$ L@d% G@G@

hey back off ! gotta take teddy bear to hospital.Dont you see he has something in his eye come on move or ill (poke ur face ).

lady gaga:stop i know i look poker tastic and so does mr.poker face so back off and stop looking at me 4 year old kid

hold on a sec i got to check on mr.teddy's eye......ok .he hurt his eye the other day so i had to put this over it

hey! backup like now my teddy bear is hurt now do you want him to start cryin? do you? do you?
[gaga wispering to teddy bear] its ok the mean man will go away sh sh sh sh

lol

Cristina on July 17, 2009 3:33 AM

haha!lady gaga is not anymore lady!is just gaga:))

Hi. Just wanted to wave to David Arch.

Lady GaGa (to self): Now, all this bear needs is a hand sticking out of its ear! If I could...just...get...the hand...inside!

please, please, no flash photography-don't u see i'm on a date

Lady GaGa-No more flash photography please...i've just come back from the Build A Bear hospital

Bear-This is what happens when you have a typo with a song... I can't beleive those people thought the lyrics were Poker Eye!

she's thinking: i wonder if this bear would be big enough to cover my eye with for the next video??

Lady Gaga: HEY! BACK OFF MY BEAR!!! GET YOUR OWN JEALOUS! i'm sorry u had to see that Cuddles
[STICKS HER TOUNGE OUT AT THEM]

Please...do not come any closer...I must concentrate to see your future...

Watch out Teddy has bad eyesight dont make it any worse.!.!

"Please, I'm having a moment"

OK teddy time to clean your ears.This time i wont poke you in the eye.

Hey!..... Boo Boo Bear is telling me something...........ok the next person who takes a picture will get poked in the eye just like Boo Boo Bear

Lady GaGa:........Mr.Snuggles doesn't like you........
so talk to the hand!

Lady Gaga: "I'm putting bandaids on my mr bears booboos till we get to the hospital, so talk to the hand

STOP! Hammer time! lol

You heard teddy! talk to the PAW!

"stay back people *saying to teddy* LETS DANCE teddy! lol

madeline on July 18, 2009 5:27 PM

ill would feel a heck lot sleepier if cuddle with me captain cuddles and same for u the guy in front of me. Hello pop star need to cuddle pleez cuddle with me.

Brittany Pena on July 18, 2009 7:02 PM

Lady Gaga:Don't come any closer because you are going to mess up my bears other eye...

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You'll blind my bear fully!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rob's biggest fan on July 18, 2009 9:23 PM

lol........... lady gaga... youu r gonna mess up my bears other eyee

rob's biggest fan on July 18, 2009 9:24 PM

lol........... lady gaga... youu r gonna mess up my bears other eyee

Lady Gaga:Oh No It's the Papparazzi! Fuzzy help me!
The bear: NOPE! You know why, look what you did to me!

please stop with the flash pictures!
See what YOU did to my teddy bear.
i do not want that happening to my eyes!

Hailey Azzara on July 19, 2009 1:55 AM

grove slam MOVE IT BACK! me and teddy want to JUST DANCE, and if your wondering what happened to his eye, we were playing POKE HER FACE

grove slam MOVE IT BACK! me and teddy want to JUST DANCE, and if your wondering what happened to his eye, we were playing POKE HER FACE

Talk to the hand!

shh!!! he's telling me something!

" Sorry Beary . The Press is a so annoying !! Lets go .

lady gaga gone bad........

lady gaga: no pictures please im drunk and taking my teddy for a walk

Raven Hunt on July 21, 2009 10:21 PM

She's probably thinking of nothing considoring on what she's wearing. I bet she put like no thought into that outfit. I bet all she did to make it was throw flowers all over it.

lady GaGa : " do you have a problem with mr. teddy bear being half blind!! get away he hates pictures being taken of him when I look like this and he has an eye patch!

lady GaGa: " step away and no one will get hurt"

Talk to the hand because I am busy with my little teddy bear

Michaelle on July 25, 2009 5:13 PM

STOP!.....HAMMERTIME!!

Sara, Maryland on July 25, 2009 7:23 PM

Don't look at me! But while you are, do you like glasses? My bear didn't and look what happened to him!!!

lady gaga on July 27, 2009 5:44 PM

bad people ?? stop look on my bear ?? don't worry honey now we well go to our home sweet home??

PrettyGurlKhiyy♥♥ on July 29, 2009 10:03 AM

Lady Gaga-Ok;;thats enough pictures get that camera out of my "Teddy Weddy" face!!!

Lady Gaga:
Please, stop the pictures. Can't you see my Beary is photoclophobic? The last time he got a picture taken, he had to get an eyepatch, because....... well, *sniffle* it's hard for me to talk about.......

Lady Gaga: Get away, creeps!! Don't make me release Beary!

or

Lady Gaga: Hmm... All I'm missing is a cane. What'ya think, Beary?

Lady Gaga: "Pooh you messed up your Poker face! I told you not to stick your head in that honey jar!" Pooh:" Talk to the hand sister!"

aerogurl87rox on October 3, 2009 10:12 PM

No autographs from Mr. SnuggleBear PLZ!!!!!!

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