Hey M girls,
Today's Say What?! picture of JONAS' Chelsea Staub hailing a cab in NYC!
Now, write a funny caption for the photo or tell us what you think Chelsea is thinking!
Make sure to check back here tomorrow to see if your comment won for the funniest!
And you have to pick up the July issue of M for the latest star scoop!
UPDATE: The winning comment came from Chanell, who wrote:
"Chelsea (thinking): OMG, if I stand her any longer a bird's going to
mistake me for the Statue of Liberty."
Photo: Hayley Nevorach/Startraks
'Hello?!?! Don't you recognize me? Oh wait, I'm standing in the middle of the street...I should move..BUT I NEED A CAB!"
Taxi!!!!....ohh no u just hit Robert Pattinson...ill just walk away....
Taxi? Ugh. Im gonna be late for the the Jonas Brothers party. I hope they dont forget that im coming.
At the party:
Joe: Hey guys. Dont u feel like we're forgetting someone or something?
Nick and Kevin: No not at all why do you say that?
Joe: Aw nothing
Ok Jonas's go back up to your house and change because you're not going to be seen in public like that! It'll make me look bad!
Ummm hello do you know who I am!!!??? Ugh even when you're famous it takes a freaking hour to get a stupid cab!!!(She's just thinking this!!)
umm hello excuse me do u know who i am i am famous... hello oh no you juts hit joe jonas!! i dont need a stupid cab anymore my life is over!!! she screams!!
Excuse me, is this part of the photoshoot?Because I look pretty stupid.OMG, I forgot, I'm not doing a photoshoot.I AM stupid..
Chelsea:Ugh.How long does it take to get a cab?I might as well walk!
TAXI!!!!
Common polly the parrot! Where are you?
chealse:ugh! joe you r not goin out dressed like tht know go back in tht house and change!
joe:ugh! wht do i have to do around here to get some respect!
chealse:i geuss im goin to have to go in there and change u cuz tht outfit looks bad to!
joe:wow! chealse is so cranky latey!
Dude where's my taxi?
chelsea staub: hey excuse me....come back here..i want a word with you!
(Thinking)How many chelsea's does it take to hail a taxing? Apparently more than 1!!!Gosh
Chelsea Staub: Hey, excuse me?....come back here...i want a word with you!
I hope in A Little Bit Longer this taxi driver will realize I am in the middle of the street!!!
Chelsea: OoOoh!! Thats a nice car!....Think they'll trade it for my role in JONAS???
taxi?! hello?! can anyone stop for me???im friends with the jonas brothers!
Chelsea: hey..! can u drive me 2 the jonas party...?
driver: shure..! OMG that's Beyonce..! i need an autograph...!
bye..bye.!
Beyonce i love U....!
Chelsea: hey.! come back here i'm a star 2...! shoot i'm going 2 b late again..! why this happens 2 me every time..>?!
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. Where are they? (sigh) This is why I take limos!
Excuse me. Would someone at least tell me which direction i should go in?
Excuse me? Taxi? Hello? Do you know who I am? Chelsea Staub here! Come back here! You haven't seen the last of me! Do you want to be embarassed on national T.V.?!
yo cabbie-i need to get to ma homeys.dey ave ma bling-bling.CABBIE! CABBIE!!! u r ssssoooo not groovy.i wonder if ma peeps will give me a ride. dey better.or else-WORD!!!
(singing:) 99 bottles of pop on the wall, 99 bottles of pop, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of pop on the wall. Speaking of pop, where are they (sigh)? THIS IS WHY I TAKE LIMOS!!!
oh no!!!
I forgot my hat in the car!
Wait WAIT WAIT!!!!
Since I forgot to sign it nobody will know that it's mine.
Oh Well.
oh no!!!
I forgot my hat in the car!
Wait WAIT WAIT!!!!
Since I forgot to sign it nobody will know that it's mine.
Oh Well.
chelsea: Hey can someone give me a ride, I need to get to the jonas brothers house, so I can show them my new designes for them, like now, i'm gonna be late, OMJ !
hey i know they are not ignoring me i am famous after all why wont the taxis pick me up gosh i would leave a big tip
Chelsea (thinking): OMG, if I stand her any longer a bird's going to mistake me for the Statue of Liberty."
Look! I can look like a supermodel!!!!!!!!!! (strikes pose)
"omg im famous and i cant even catch a cab wow i have some work to do"
Hey Jonas fan van I'm right here!!!!!
I want to rock jonas style but i dont have a cab!!!
HELLO! Im Chelsea Staub!!!! Who's going drive me to the mall? ANYBODY?!? Its so hard being me!!!!!!
HEY!!! THIS PURSE IS HEAVY!! LOOK AT ALL THE STUFF IN IT!! I NEED TAXI! CELEBS WITH FULL PURSES SHOULD NOT HAVE TO WAIT THIS LONG FOR A CAB!
Taxi!!! Taxi!!! hey over here!!! Uhg!!! If i dont get to JONAS in time the brothers are going to have a fit!!!
hello!! people in taxi. Do you know who i am? I work with the ''jonas brothers!!! '' and I'm a star does that mean anything here!!
Hey! I've been standing like this for over an hour
Hello cant u see im standing hear!I need a ride!gosh people can be blind!!!!!
dont you know who i am i repeat stop i have got to get to JONAS street to design them a new trend
ahh i'm not london tipton i can catch a cab right
Chelsea: YEAH!!, I want some french fries with that also with coffee with rainbow sprinkles and you know i like them with tiny marshmallows Nicole!!!
Nicole: Fine, only because you promised me meet and greet passes to the JB concert!:)
man i NEED a taxi.......oh my god im in the middle of the road!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i could've just just hit by that taxi right there ......... OH DARN............i NEEDED a taxi.
Chelsea: And Joe, make sure that taxi has a TV on the seat's back, so i can watch my show, and see how pretty i look in plaid!!
Joe: That kind of taxi, would be one in a million!
GUYS IM GOING OUT WITH FRED OFF YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chelsea:Hmmm should i move before i get hit by a car?Nah i got perfect veiw of Joe right there
All of the sudden she gets hit by a taxi
Chelsea:I shoulda moved.Ow...
C'mon taxi come down this street alrdy! Im soo tired!
hmmm i wonder if this taxi can take me somewhere were mabye they can find me umm BRAIN!!
I'm dance for you just let me in the cab already!!!!!!!!
Chelsea: Helloooooo taxi. Don't you see that I'm stranded in the middle of the street here!!! Hey! Don't you dare ignore me mister!!!!!
Heeellloooo?!!! Big star needing a taxi here!!!! How much more obvious can I get? I am standing in the middle of the street!!!
chelsea: yoo taxiiiii. get back huurrrrrr. :]
Hello? Taxi please!! i am in the middle of the street and i will get ran over and killed!!
Taxi! I need a Taxi! ew! yellow won't go with my outfit! Limo! i need a Limo!
Chelsea thinking: How does anyone get a cab around.
Chelsea says: Hello can i get a cab. Oh wait is that Joe. Hey Joe can you help me out here!
OMG i have to send this 2 a friend!!!!!!!!!!
Hello Taxi! My limo just broke down!! Can you give me a ride? i will pay you 150 dollars and a signed photograph of me if you drive me around the corner! Thanks!
hey someone i need a taxi i'm late for JONAS!!!!!!!!
OMG (ugghhhhh)...I've got to be somewhere...anyone!?
JONAS WAIT UP!!!!!!! LOL
umm hello taxi?? wait whos driving it omg its my ex will i look stupid if i put my hand down?
hello????!!?? DANG!!! my people know people who will tell your people to fire ALL of you!!!!!!!
hello? can i get a taxi here!
Chelsea:" O come on, dont you know who I am?, this is impossible without joe, he can stop anything"
Screaming- DO YOU NOT REALIZE WHO I AM? I AM LIKE ROYALTY AND ROYALTY SHOULD NOT BE TREATED THIS WAY! ESPECIALLY ROYALTY WHO IS WALKING AROUND NYC WITH THESE 3 INCH HEELS!
Chelsea thinking: Shoot I need to get to the Jonas brothers concert but I just wasted my money on these shoes!
Chelsea:"HEY TAXI I NEED A FREE RIDE AND 40 BUCKS!"
Cab Driver:" My wife said I should be earning money not giving!"
Maybe the taxi will see me now that I'm in the middle of the road. Oh wait. Nope it just hit a fire hydrant. Nevermind I'll just walk...
Chelsea Limo driver said " you have'd pay me yet "
Chelsea " just drive old man"
Chelsea Limo driver " i will not take this get out NOW!"
Chelsea " ok i will take a cab"
Chelsea Limo driver " good luck not being seen HAhaHAhaHAha"
lol lina peace out
Hello! I wearing heels here!!!
taxi!!!.......dont you know im a star!!!
come on.......how come she gets a ride im the famous one......... come on im wearing heels.........
I dropped my lipstick ! Can someone give me a ride? Oh taxi !
the caption: “ewww i need more D.0!”
Taxi!!!!!! Oh no you did not just pick Kristen Stewart instead of me. UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE STAYING IN THIS HOTEL LADIES!!!
TAXI! don't you know who I am? wait...You Better know who I am :)
Joseph Adam Jonas! Come Back here! You Are Not Elvis..Stop Chasing The Wiener Dog Car...Ugh! JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOSEPH ADAM JONAS!...Ugh!..Come Back here! You're not a dog...Don't Chase The Hot Dog Car!!!!!!
hey taxi! aren't you the fast and the furious stuntman? great!! then let's turbo up. send me to the jonas' party not less than 15 mins and i'll pay twice your salary. if it is more than 15 mins, i will be not paying anything. so what are you waiting for? GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I need a taxi cuz' i'm to rich to walk and i love polluting!
um, i can't believe I haven't even signed one autograph today! hey you! it's me! Chelsea Staub! Come get my autograph!
CHELSEA:OMG I CAN"T WAIT TO SHOW JB MY NEW DESIGNS LIKE WHY IS THAT TAXI I CALLED !@ MINS AGO!!??
HEY over HERE!!! COME BACK WITH MY MILKSHAKE!!!!!
....fans these days....
Taxi! Taxi!
(thinking) Riding a Jonaz being chased by fan girls would be faster than waiting for a cab in this place...
Taxi Taxi Come back here with my milkshake
OMG!! I JUST fixed my hair all nice, and then the cabs had to ignore me!! I know! I'll call the Jonas Brothers and get them over here! If they came over here, all the cabs would come over here! Then I could get my ride to the studio!
ummmmm maybe i should get out of the middle of the road.
Hey... hey! Yeah you! Am I standing on the right side of the road?
chelsea: TAXI! oh finally, it's here. wait what?!? you're giving your dog a ride and not me! i'm cute, too! just look at this face! and at these heels! cute, right! oh don't you drive away from me mister, oh my gosh limos are so much better than taxis. most of the time they actually match my outfit.
chelsea: i need a cab. I'll let you met the jonas brothers
Chelsea: Seriously people, don't you know who I am?!
People don't run over me! I am famous! And i need a cab! Hello? People! Look at me! I am famous and i want a cab!!!!
Hey. Come on now. Give me my hat back... (thinking)*i dont believe it. they stole my hat.* (sighs) Crazy Stinking Fans
Chelsea: Hmm where is the cab. Hurry up! I got to go to my JONAS shooting.
hellooooo!!! i need to get a cab! kevin looked at me and now i have to go change!!!
Chelsea: Yo Taxi! Hola! Bonjour! Over here! Celebrity from the show JONAS! Ugh, I wasted my cute outfit for THIS!
Chelsea: Yo Taxi! Hola! Bonjour! Over here! Celebrity from the show JONAS! Ugh, I wasted my cute outfit for THIS!
hello???!!! do you know who i am! my people know people that can tell your people ALL of your jobs are done D.O.N.E DONE yeah i can do that!!!!!!
oh that suit is so not in style!
oh that suit is so not in style!
oh that suit is so not in style!
oh that suit is so not in style!
oh that suit is so not in style!
Where are all the cabs!?I still need to change into a Stellarific outfit.UGH!
CHELSEA STAUB: Wrong day to wear heals
CHELSEA STAUB: Wrong day to wear heals
CHELSEA: oh man, i'm going 2 be late 4 the jonas rehersal. man.
OMG!!
DO the Disco JONAS style!
tAXI tAXI oVER hERE pRONTO
Hello Help look at at meeeeeeeeee Im Beautiful dont you see me he-llo ohhhhhhhhhhh thats soooooooooo nice why do you stop for Rob Mommy :( :( :( :( :( :(
smell my STANKY pits (everyone leaves) come on their not that bad!!!
Man, I have got to go to the bathroom. Where's a darn cab?
TAXIIII???Like,i'm a superstar standing in the middle of the street waiting for a taxi!!!!!!!1
Few hours later on the news:
A girl actually died cause of a cab accident she was...OMG!!! That's Chelsea Staub!!!!!!!!!!!
TAXI TAXI DO YOU KNOW WHO I'M
Umm, hello?! I'm Chelsea Staub! You should have noticed that by now! I mean, I'm practically standing in the middle of the street!
Umm, hello?! Don't you know who I am?! You should, I'm practically standing in the middle of the street!
What is wrong with her? I knwo she is not that famous but please you can't even afford a car? And notice she is in the middle of the street? Man, you really want that taxi!!!!!!
(whistles) Taxi!!! Yo!!! UGH!!! I need to get to the JONAS studio!!!! And I thought being a superstar I would have special threatment!!!!
chelsea: hellooooo! over here ive been standing here forever ..... [chelsea thinking] what dose a celebirty have to do to get a CAB!
chelsea:hey! i need a cab like now cant you see me in the middle of the road? ok nevermind ill walk over there. hmph!
"TAXI!!! nO YOU THERE TAXI!!!!! hmmm...
5 hours later...
UGH!!! What's wiht new york people. :( Oh well, Edward will cheer me up! :)
does anybody own a proper taxi around here?? seriously if a taxi stops and picks me up, he/she will make a killing!! trust me i know!!
omg! uh how many hours does it take to get a dumb taxi
Where do you ever get a taxi in New York City??????
maybe if i stand here... people will think im the statue of liberty
HEY TAXI!!!! HELLO IM CHELSEA STAUB!! Oh yea sure take him, take Nathan Kress!! Who is he anyway?..
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im the statue of libertyy... yayy!!!
the jonas bros will be so proud
heyy guys im over here!.....are you guys going to help me!!??........... my balloon flew away! :(
Chelsea:TAXI, I need a ride ASAP
Driver:Hey look it is the Jonas brothers. I've never seen a celebrity here before.
Chelsea:I am a celebrity,DUH!!!!!!!
Driver:Sure you are, kid.Why don't you go find another taxi because there are really important people here that need a ride.
Chelsea:I am important. I am Stella from the show Jonas.
Driver:Oh, sorry Miss I thought you were joking when you said you were a celebrity.
Joe dont run off after putting pudding in my purse...again
im need some food i need a cab
taxi,,taxi
chelsea:what is this bad town they are haven't a free taxi's
Okay I'll take a few more steps before I call you know who! One step... Two steps... 2 and a half steps... I'll just take steps down the hill then!
TAXI!!!!!!!!!!! TAX.... WOAH THAT DUE IS SO CUTE!!!!!!! ♥
wow a star cant get a cab thats pretty sad
I'mma tell ya *One* time