Hey M girls,
Today's Say What?! picture is of Harry Potter's Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) slicing into a HP cake to celebrate the release of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince which hits theaters THIS WEDNESDAY! (Psst! M Editor Sarah is going to the screening tonight so make sure you check back here tomorrow to see what she had to spill about it -- don't worry, no spoilers!!).
Now, write a funny caption for the photo or tell us what you think Tom is thinking!
Make sure to check back here tomorrow to see if your comment won for the funniest!
UPDATE: The winning comment came from Cassie, who wrote:
Tom: I sure hope this cake isn't "Half Blood!" *shivers*
And you have to pick up the July issue of M for the latest star scoop!
Photo courtesy of Marion Curtis/Startraks










Tom: (thinking) goodbye hogwarts express!! mwahaha!!!!
Tom: (outloud) this cake is really good!
*smiles mischievously*
P.S the blad dude is Duff from ace of cakes
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Tom(thinking): This cake is pretty intense to cut.
Duff(saying): You can do this Tom, JUST CUT THE CAKE!
Tom(saying): I can to this, wait is that chocolate cake,, i wanted vanilla!
Tom: Hehe., I'll give all these pieces from the back of the cake to everyone else and save the best part for me.! And no one can do anything about it. *Big evil smile*.
Tom:Yay this cake is allllll for me!!! None for Dan!!!
Tom: Dibs on the engine!
Tom: Yayy cake!!!
btw that cake is awesome!
Tom: Chew! Chew!
CHEW! CHEW!
MINE...MUAHAHHA ALL MINE!!!!
Watch me work some real magic!
blond guy: hello hello anyone in there!!!!
bald guy:omg there is no one in there hahahahahahah!!!!!
hope you like it not like it luv it!!!! lol!!!
Tom: Heh heh... Cake... I love cake... EVERYONE BACK OFF! THIS IS MY CAKE! MY CAKE!
Tom:You can have this piece,and I'll have the rest,ok?
Other guy:Uhhh....sure
Tom: Choo Choo!!! I'm cutting the best slice for me!!!!
Tom: Choo Choo!! Hahah, I'm cutting the biggest piece for me!!!
Whoa!That cake is radddd.(:I want one.&& heskinda cuuute.(;
Bald guy: Hey, Tom, want some cake?
Tom:As long as i get the caboose!!! caBOOSE!!! caBOOSE!!!
Tom: i wonder what flavor it is? I hope its not chocolate! Chocolate cake makes me gassy!
Tom: I sure hope this cake isn't "Half Blood!" *shivers*
Tom: ooh ooh oooooh cake!!! not just any cake Hogwarts Train cake!!!
that is one sick cake. i love charm city cakes
tom: i'll just cut off the end that the golden trio are in
XD
Tom: Who said this train was going to Hogwarts? This train is going in my belly!
Tom: OMG i've always wanted my very own train set.... wait it's a cake?!?! OMG.. everybody thats a cake!
Tom: *evil laugh* Potter let's see you get back to Hogwarts now?
or
Tom: Take that Hogwarts Express! I've got my rocket ship and heading off to Pigfart!
*tom thinking*: oh good, it matches my shirt.....
omgsh i totally sat in this compartment!
omgsh i totally sat in this compatmant!
or
i hope potter is in this slice *opens mouth to eat cake* here cpmes the choo-choo train
hahhhhhhhhaaaaaaa
Tom: Hmm, which piece would Jade like best? Jade? Jade? Hey that was my piece!
I better smile here, because if I mess up cutting this thing, it's going to be all over the front page.
Tom: Awww dude, thanks man, this cake is awesome man. Its like the bomb man.. Hey I wanted CHOCOLATE!!! You ruined it, man.
Oh dear, I hope Draco isn't sitting in this part of the train, or he'll use avada kedrava on me!
im so hungry i could eat a train!
Tom - I hope no one is in there because if you are to bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom thinking - you are soooooo going down little people
little people - aahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't kill us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom: ouch sorry!
Train: well what do u think! If u cut my glutieus maximus, that im not gonna steam up?!?!
DIE POTTER!!!
I'll get you Potter! *evil laugh* And your little friends too!
Tom: Man, if only I hadn't eaten those 90 chicken nuggets earlier.
:)
Lol, nod to all those who follow Tom on twitter 'cause only they will get it. :D
Tom: Man, if only I hadn't eaten those 90 chicken nuggets earlier.
:)
Lol, nod to all those who follow Tom on twitter 'cause only they will get it. :D
yummy caboose!
Tom: Yes! I get the caboose!
other guy: dang it. stupid actors and their stunning good looks and intense charm! *puts on a fake smile*
*thinking*
if only this was potter's[dan's] head...
i finally moved up a level.....i get to cut things
Tom:i hope this is the compartment potter is sittting in!!!
Bald guy:I think your getting a little too much into your character.
Tom: We should've been called Mecha Eaters. Voldie's so cliche with names.
Draco: I hope Potter's sitting on this part of the train.
One for Tom: I think me and Jade(his girlfriend) should have the cake for ourselves.
Tom: YYYUUUMMM! It looks so appetizing! Here I go, going to cut it...goodbye, beautiful train! *cries*
Duff: TOM! Don't be a wimp! I know my creation is amazing, but it has to be eaten at some point. JUST CUT IT!
Tom: HAHa, I shall ruin you cake Duff!
Duff: Oh come on man so not cool.
tom:yummy i will give this to everyone at hogwarts
photographers:if the train was its actual size!!
crowd:(laughs)
Tom:I'm gonna have all of this for myself!!
Oh,wait,this cake is vanilla I wanted chocolate!
Wait,I'm a wizard! I'll just cast a spell to change it to chocolate! (casts spell) Hmm,yummy!
chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga woo woo!!
I've always been a caboose man... ;)
I wonder if I can get a ride on this train to Hawgwarts.
tom: hey lets cut the caboose off from the caboose ! hehehe lol
Tom:i'll give the rest to the others but griffindor's for me mmuahahahah potter u r dead cuz im gonna eat u man i wish it was bigger oh well i still get to eat potter
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