Say What?!

Shailene: Alex Oliveira.jpg
Hey M girls,

Today's Say What?! picture is of Shailene Woodley holding a stuffed animal!

Now, write a funny caption for the photo or tell us what you think Shailene is thinking!

UPDATE: The winning comment came from Kim who wrote:
"Awee you're almost as cute as Ricky... I mean Ben. John?"

And you have to pick up the July issue of M for the latest star scoop!

Photo: Alex Oliveira/Startraks

145 Comments

Oh WOW!! They make these things realer and realer everytime!!

Shailene: You're so cute! Yes you are! I'm gonna feed you and walk you... oh you're stuffed.

1ST COMMENT WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shailene-Awwwww you are so cute you are so cute Yes you aree aww.


Shailene thinkiing-I want one!Will I look stupid buying one?I hope not!Oh who cares I am going too buy one anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

tomorrow on July 2, 2009 12:31 PM

hey you look just like my dog except my dog cuter and fluffier and..alive

awee you're almost as cute as ricky... i mean ben. john?

Shailene: AHHHHHH!!!!!! ITS ATTACKING ME AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF

Fan: umm you know its stuffed right?

Shailene: [clears throat & straightens out clothes] umm yeah i was just seeing if you knew it was stuffed and you did! so im going to give you an extra autograph

Fan thinking:[sarcastically] right

Shailene's thoughts: Ew! I'm elergic to stuffed animals! Just smile at it so you can be photographed again. Your almost famous!

I can't find my prince charming so.. you'll just have to do! Now come give me a big smooch, you little mutt.

Omg,
you're cute !!
so ....
Marry Me? because if you marry me , you'll become a famouss star !

AWW UR SOO CUTE!! YES U R!! AWWW!!! SOO SOFT

Veronica on July 2, 2009 1:16 PM

Shailene: "Aww, I love you just like I love Ben.... I mean ricky! I hope your not as confused as I am!"

Mackenzie on July 2, 2009 1:25 PM

Shailene: Omg! I could totally fit you in my mouth and then-- OOOOOO SHINY EYES!!!!

Shailene: Awww! Your just the cutest little thing! Yes you are Yes you are!

shailene- OMG OMG i found an autographed stuff animal from the jonas brothers!!

fan- um thats mine.

shailene- OMG OMG i will give u somethin better if i can have this!

fan- OK!

shailene: aww you are so cute i wanna take u home

crew member: uh shailene you do know that is fake

shailene: yeah just because my character amy was stupied to have a kid at 15 dosn't mean im stupied

shailene:You are so cute! cuter than ben. ben: what

shailene:
awww...you are soo ADORABLE!! you are so cuddly & soft! i wanna keep you! wait why aren't you moving??? AHHH!!! i killed the dog! hide it!!! maybe i can hide it on my belly & say it's a secret life prop!!

Shailene: you are sooooo cute!!! yes you are, yes you are, you're a pretty doggy!!!
animal: you are such a three year old, yes you are, yes you are!!!!!!

Shailene: you are sooooo cute!!! yes you are, yes you are, you're a pretty doggy!!!
animal: you are such a three year old, yes you are, yes you are!!!!!!

Just setting a good example for the little ones.
(thinking) No, I'm not! As soon as the photographers go away out comes my wallet and away we go!!!

Hiya what's up?

awwee you r so cute oh yes you are im going to take u home. do u want to come home with me? awwe hes staring rite at me!!!!!

DemiLovato_08 on July 2, 2009 3:01 PM

OMG you're NOT my dog???

Shailene : Wow ! Thanks for the... hum... carpet !

??? : It's a dog !!!

Dog : WARF !

Shailene : AH ! Geez !

jennifer on July 2, 2009 3:17 PM

ahhh.oh its fake. cant look stupid.hug it.i love you .whats that you don't love me.whaa

Robert Lover on July 2, 2009 3:30 PM

Shailene: You're so cute, yes you are, yes you are (puts her nose to it) i love you so much little thing. You are even cuter then my other stuffed animals.

fan: okay?

Shailene: Wanna come see my collection? I have puppies, kitties, unicorns, horses, birds, and anyother animal u can think of!

fan: No. thank. you. weirdo.

Hi mr.snugle you're so cute i love u sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much

Shailene: OH!! you cute little monster come to mama come to mama little hairy creature!!

SHALIENE: ahhhhh!! i think this thing is alive, 'cause it has my finger, and i think it is goin' 2 eat it.

OMG!!

Shailene: Hey, puppy! Aren't you just the cutest thing! I'm going to name you Cuddles! You would be great for my baby!

Shailene: Hey, puppy! Aren't you just the cutest thing! I'm going to name you Cuddles! You would be great for my baby!

Shailene: Hey, puupy! You would be perfect for my baby!

i am gonna take you shopping and we are gonna get mani pedis and we gonna play dress up and we are gonna have sooo much fun!

WOW I THINK SHES GONE NUTS OVER A STUFFED ANIMAL. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE WANTS TO EAT HIM!

caroline on July 2, 2009 5:14 PM

Shailene- you look like my old boyfriend, except a bit hunkier and I can hug you whenever i want!

stuffed animal- 0.e

Shailene: OMG!! You look exactly like my Aunt Martha! Wait 'till she sees you!

Callie C on July 2, 2009 6:31 PM

Shailene: Marshmellow or Dog? Should I Eat it or Walk it?

Shailene - omj this is beautiful!!!can't believe kevin is engaged!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shailene: OMG your so funny! Maybe we can go to my house I don't think Ricky would mind... or is it John? Wait who is the baby's Dad?

jonasbrothers141 on July 2, 2009 6:52 PM

Shailene- AWWWW! aren't you so cute!, yes you are, yes you are

jonasbrothers141 on July 2, 2009 7:03 PM

Shailene- Awwww! aren't you so cute! yes you are, yes you are... OUCH! he bit me!

Photographer- You know he's JUST a stuffed animal.

Shailene- Ya, i know... AwKwArD!

i feel like a kid in build-a-bear-workshop getting their first tedddy bear im such a loser loooking at this bear but i want it so bbbbaaaaddddd

shailene:ur so cute yes u r yes ur your my new little baby little cutey

shailene:ur so cute yes u r yes ur your my new little baby little cutey

shailene:ur so cute!!!!! yes u r !!!!!!!!yes u r !!!!!!!!your my new little baby !!!!!!little cutey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shailene: Your so cute!! yes u r! yes u r! i could just eat u! yes i could! your my new little baby! yes u r! your the cutest thing ever! sorry ben

bridgette on July 2, 2009 7:18 PM

Awwww! You are soooo cute!You are almost as cute as Ben... Um... I mean... Ricky... WOW i am confused... Keep smiling!

Shailene: Your so cute!! yes u r! yes u r! i could just eat u! yes i could! your my other new little baby! yes u r! your the cutest thing ever! sorry ben

Shailene: Your so cute!! yes u r! yes u r! i could just eat u! yes i could! your my other new little baby! yes u r! your the cutest thing ever! sorry ben

Kill dog kill! Get Ben! Git em!!

ahh! your just the cuttest little thing!! i could just eat ya uppp!!! yum! yum! yum!!

Savannah Galvez on July 2, 2009 8:27 PM

Oh who's the cute doggy?you are!you are!yes you are goochy goochy goo

She is probably thinking ''how adorable r u? wat's that? yes u r. o yes u r!''

Shailene: "yaaaa! my perfect dream dog! im going to take you on walks, feed you, bathe you, etc."

No, you're too cute! No you are! No you are! Aww I love you! No, I love you more!

Julie Chiu on July 2, 2009 10:28 PM

Shailene talking :Hey aren't you cutest thing you ever seen .I think I'm going to take you home.
Thinking : Hope he's better than the baby.

Kayla Black on July 2, 2009 10:38 PM

You're fuzzy. Yes you are!! I've never seen anything as fuzzy and white as you!! Ooooo.

tomorrow on July 2, 2009 10:42 PM

shailene:hey you little puff ball just smile back and ill give you all the kibble you want.

kid with puffs: mommy that mean lady just called me a little puff ball.

shailene: not you sweetie the dog.

kid: your just like rickys dad...crazy.

shailene:{smiles sarcastically}maybe you do need some kibble

If we were in China I would just eat you up, your so cute. Too bad your stuffed.

Shailene: ur so cute yes u are!!!! and so soft (rubbs the stuffed animal against her cheek) and fluffy!!!!! i hope it doesn't bite me....

Fan: ummm..........it's a stuffed animal.......

Shailene: yea so??? stuffed animals can be viscous!

Fan: okayy (backing away slowly)

Oh My God! It's better than a baby! It doesn't cry!

awh its so cutee
ehh im bored now

AHH! SPIT IT OUT! I need my math homework!!

Shailene: What happened to you John?!? I knew I shouldn't have let Ben babysit you! Lets give you a bath and see if this fuzz washes off. We may need to go to Petco and buy you some doggy diapers! Oh, whats this??? He peirced your ear and gave you a tag!?...with a price???!!! Oh wait you are really squishy and flexible...OMG it's a stuffed animal!!!!!!! Thanks Ben!

kristina on July 3, 2009 1:56 AM

OMJ! You stupid little mut..... why were you chewing on my Secret Life shoes?

Oh wait...you are a fake!

Shailene: Oh, you cute thing! I hope no one see me talking to you.

deja mays on July 3, 2009 8:31 AM

omg you
are
so
hot.
kiss me mr.fluffy woffy oooofie kins.
(kissy faces)

ken comes in
what in the world is going on here.

i leave 2 seconds and your making out with some ball of fur.

sha- oh come on its not like we are together in real life.any ways i want us to break up in the new season.
then mr.fluffy woffy oooofie kins can be my ultra hottie hubbie.
plus the baby in the show will totally love - it!
come on you my lil hottie ooofie kins

mr. fluffy woffy ooofie kins- (what he says to ben)
thats right i am only 9inches and i got your wo---man.
what then.
the crowd shouts --ooooh snap

Michelle on July 3, 2009 8:38 AM

I can see my reflection on the eye of this stuffed dog........*winks* I'm sure looking good.........hey, is that chocolate on my teeth?

Michelle on July 3, 2009 8:43 AM

Shailene: I can see my reflection on the eye of this stuffed dog! *winks* Don't I look good? Hey, is that chocolate on my teeth?

Witness: She sure loves that dog.

Awwwwwwww......What is it? a dog, or a big piece of fluff?

aww ur almost as cute as jon

Shailene: AWW YOURE SOO CUTE!!
dog: RUFF! (thanks in dog language)
Shailene: Ya youre aiight but i was talking about me in your eye reflection!

AAHH! OMG! YOU LOOK JUST LIKE MY DOG!

xomanixo on July 3, 2009 4:06 PM

Shailene: Aww whose a good stuffed animal?

You are! (*Shaking the stuffed animal*)

shaliene sure likes things stuffed

FAN: HI, I BOUGHT YOU THIS STUFFED ANIMAL.

oH, HOW CUTE!!!! IS IT REAL????

Bailey Heart on July 3, 2009 5:26 PM

Awwwwwww! the baby will love you! yes he will!

Jennifer on July 3, 2009 6:06 PM

Shailene- Awww..... hi!!!!! who's a good boy? you are! oh yes i wery wuch wove you! who won't!i want to wuy you soooo wuch! ohh.. is that left over spinich on my front teeth? ewww!! hmmm. anything else? nope clear! hey you hold this and pay for it too then give it back. ok i will give you to this lady and she'll buy you for me i know her and she is very nice but i'll be thinking about you my wubby wittle wood boy ! wbye wbye!!!!..(tear tear)

ooooooooooooo.....you look yummy....

Shailene:(thinking in mind) Ok im seeing planets, and dogs everywhere. Is this planet hollywood or planet dorkwood?!?!

shailene:who a cute puppy who is u r
stuffed puppy:woof woof woof
shailene:woof woof to u too
stuffed puppy:*dog starts to bite shailene*
shailene: it got my leg ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ah, your a cute doggy!! Yes you are.

It was a STUFFED DOG!! I didnt pay 300 dollars for THIS!!! I want my money back!!
Seller: Sorry, no returning.
shailene Thoughts: Ugh i should have looked instead of plucking my eyebrows and looking at my pretty self in the mirror!! GAH!!


OMG! Your such a cutie! Yes you are! If it was legal I could just marry you and kiss you to death!

"just smile and pretend you love it! smile and sell it! remember, i get paid to do this! whoa this is an ugly dog....or is it a hamster?"

Shailene: "Noooooo....this is not my baby!!!"

Saying: Alright puppy! Tell me the future!
Thinking: Oh Gosh the press must be getting to me...

Do you want to meet my baby?? He may drool on you, but that means he loves you!

Shailene - So umm.... Nick will you go out with me? I think ur really cute and i luv ur curly hair!
(everyone around her stops and the room goes silent)
*Shailene looks up**
Fan- Um thts a stuffed animal, not nick jonas
Shailene - Yeh, i know... i was just practising asking nick out!
Fan - OOkkkkaaayyyy....

Raquel Zalta on July 5, 2009 9:20 AM

AHHH did this thing just poop on me?

Bellagirl97 on July 5, 2009 3:12 PM

Shailene- aww you are cuter than my baby....Wait a sec who's watching the baby!!!!!!!!???????????

ummm..is this thing real?

(Baby voice) Oh whose a cute doggy, yes you are, you really are.

screaming match with a puppy dog! who would win?

Shailene: Who's the cuttest puppy in the world???? you are oh yes you are!!!!!!!!

Shailene: aren't you cute? yes you are yes you are i'm take you to the pet store and your going to pick out your favorite doggy food!

Stuffed dog: does she know I'm stuffed? is she nuts?

shailene: omg! you are my puppy now yes you are! yes you are!

Yes I got the last stuffed puppy! In yo face Mary-Kate!

Yes I got the last stuffed puppy! In yo face Mary-Kate!

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