Say What?!

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Hey M girls,

Today's Say What?! picture is of Jake T. Austin hanging out a NYC street.

Now, write a funny caption for the photo or tell us what you think Jake is thinking and what he's pointing to!

UPDATE: The winning comment came from Melissa, who wrote: Jake: Hey, Can someone help me find Waverly Place?

And you have to pick up the July issue of M for the latest star scoop!

Photo: Albert Michael/Startraks

137 Comments

i think he is waving for a taxi cab

Jake: Hey! Can't you see I'm in the middle of a conversation? Don't interrupt. Rue

lol Bon Qui Qui :D

hey! can't you see me? I'm waving to you!

Is It A Bird Is It A Plane Noooooooo Its............ The POWER PUFF GIRLS!

Jake: Hey, Can someone help me find Waverly Place?

Jake: Hey, Can someone help me find Waverly Place?

Melissa Sibiski on June 24, 2009 4:29 PM

Romeo, Romeo

Jake: hey! Very funny! You can magic me back home now!

Jake: Hey you! Yeah, you. See these new blue shoes I got on? Yeah, there the new style.
*Thinks*: Well, I least I hope so.

I <3 TWILIGHT!! on June 24, 2009 4:35 PM

Jake: "Hey can't you see i am talking her! dummy"

Jake- Taxi!! Taxi!! *Says to person on phone-"Can you wait a second?"- Taxi!! Ugg.. the world is full of idiots.

TAXI,TAXI....I need to go rapidly to my magic lessons

"Taxi! Taxi! Hey I'm Jake T. Austin! You're supposed to stop a taxi for famous people. GOSH!"

Jake: How many time do i tell u people i want to be
play a bad guy!!
With a gun to shot!! (pow POW!!)

Mtwilightfan444000 on June 24, 2009 5:17 PM

Jake: Wait a sec Selena.Hey man !Come here and me my bodyguard before the car hits me!!!!!

"Hey, I'm talking here! Would you please shut up?"

Jake:"Hey!! taxi Can't you see my hand?!"

HEY YOU CAN CALL ME IF YOU WANT (ON THE PHONE)NO NOT YOU

Mommy can u come pick me up, the taxi drivers are being mean to me :*(

Cassandra on June 24, 2009 6:24 PM

Jake: Hey! JUSTIN!!!! JUSTIN!!! ughh! oh wait, thats not justin. Anyway, as I was saying, these new shoes are so cool...

shannea flanagan on June 24, 2009 6:26 PM

jake talking in to phone : im sorry mat(mat=director) its jest that some of these taxie drivers are nuts."(kid across the street)"hey jake, cant get a cab in your city" "hold on" "very funny" "well cant u jest zap your way there" "& u can do better" "yes wwweeewwweee" "thanks" "u r welcome"

Jake(on the phone) Hey sorry I have to go there's the great one and only ... a reflection of me and ohhh do I have to fix my fro

Jake:Hey come back! HEY COME ON I DIDNT MEAN IT!!! Please Selena!!
Selena: What?
Jake: Look im really sorry, and if we could at least talk this out we... hold on im still on the line..... (says quietly,) Yes mommy i want chicken nuggets for dinner.

Jake: Hey kid come here ! Kid: what jake: can you hold my phone .kid: i can belive i can tounch jake phone.

TAXI! We need to follow that girl!Quick!

Jake: "Taxi! Taxi!"
To the person on the phone: "Yes, dad, I'll be to the wizards lesson as soon as I can--I canNOT GET A TAXI!"

Hes practicing his romeo and juliet lines

For Narnia!!!!!

Jake:

Uhmm mom, yea can u come pick me up ? My date just stormed off and i could really use your delicious maccaroni and cheese right about now . . .

Taxi! Yah Im a big star, gotta problem with it?

hocus pokus YEAAA

taxi hello cant u see i need a ride i jake t austin

Jake:im using my wizard powers to fly!

maddie boudreaux on June 24, 2009 9:11 PM

someone:nck nck.

Jake T.Austin:NCK NCK,back to you ma brother!

YO taxi over here!!! No not over there over here!!! TAXI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey very funny Justin and alex zap me back zap me backkkkkkkkkkkkk! Where am i i think that is super man! Wait ill wave him down! At least i got my stylish clothes

Jake- hey Selena!!! The wizard movie was cool because there are no crazy taxi drivers! Taxi!! Taxi!! UGH!! These old drivers really needs a pair of glasses, they don't see a bunch of kids waving for a taxi.

jake: yo, i need u dude in the car!

dude in car: me?

jake: ya u!

dude in car: why the heck do u need me?

jake:cuz my pants r falling down, im on the fone. which means i only have 1 arm 2 use and that doesnt fly with me. so just come pull my pants up!

"Hey you over there.I'm on the phone with my mom cause she locked me out of my house so do you have some stuff that I can tell her for locking me out of my house cause she is really getting on my nerves for locking me out of my house and blabbing on about her social life"

Alyssa Jonas on June 24, 2009 10:20 PM

Hey taxi! Taxi! I've got a hot pixie fairie waiting for me in the lair. I cant be late! Taxi Taxi

Jake: Hey taxi! I need a ride! I'm Jake T. Austin for crying out loud!

pu pu pu pu (gun noises)ha ha got u now im back honey u want butter,bread,lettuce and wat else
TAXI!!

. .. .. .wait!!?!? What am I doing here again??

Jake:( to dude on phone ). a dude hold on
(To pedestrian walking) a man your girlfriend wont kiss you cause you got something up your nose.
(dude tries to get it out)
Jake: up, up, hay you got it!

jake: hey, you, over there.
person on phone: me?
jake: no dude, gotta go. hot blond across the street

DEMI&SELENANO.1FAN on June 25, 2009 5:31 AM

Jake: ummm......hey selena?
Selena: What?
JAke: are you flying on the magic carpet from the WOWP set?
Selena: Ummmm...yeah i guss
Jake: you do know that HollyWood Magic...Right??
Selena: o jake u silly boy, of course i know.....(trails of).....OH NO!!!!
Selena and carpet: CRASH!!!!!!
Jake: yeah.... thats what i thought......(back to on the phone)anyways as i was saying my mom bought me this realy cool dress,.. And i should not have told you that....

DEMI&SELENANO.1FAN on June 25, 2009 5:32 AM

Jake: ummm......hey selena?
Selena: What?
JAke: are you flying on the magic carpet from the WOWP set?
Selena: Ummmm...yeah i guss
Jake: you do know that HollyWood Magic...Right??
Selena: o jake u silly boy, of course i know.....(trails of).....OH NO!!!!
Selena and carpet: CRASH!!!!!!
Jake: yeah.... thats what i thought......(back to on the phone)anyways as i was saying my mom bought me this realy cool dress,.. And i should not have told you that....

Michelle on June 25, 2009 7:26 AM

Jake: *talks to mom on phone* Mamma! Can-a I have-a some pizza for dinner?

Mom: Why do you always try to be Italian? I mean with the fake accent and hand gestures........

Jake: ........I thought it looked hot.

Danielle on June 25, 2009 7:53 AM

i think Jake T. Austin it thinking man can i not get a taxi aroun here and he is pointing at a taxie picking up selena gomez and not hem.

genevieve on June 25, 2009 9:40 AM

To be or not to be, that is the question

Jake:*on the fone*hey hold on i think i just saw sumone fall from the sky.i think its selena on the magic carpet!

Guy on the phone: oh my gosh! is she okay?! I hope she is or she wont be able to do the WOWP MOVIE this summer!!

Jake: Selena are you okay?

Selena: Yeahh im fine. dont worry bout me! I just thought that the magic carpet was real and i jumped off the roof and landed on this mattress. Weird how just as the time i fell it just appeared!?

Jake: I think David Henrie had to do something w/ it. Cause i just saw him run off like he was worried??

Jake: Hey I am on the phone here!!!! dont be rude!!!1

alexandra on June 25, 2009 11:15 AM

hey you over there get out of here

Hey you! The pretty girl across the street! Can I get your number? What-? No! I'm so not talking to a girl on the phone!

WHISPERS INTO PHONE: Sorry Selena, gotta call you back. Life or death situation.

tayler u are looking fine

Hey Carlie! I`m waving at you! Let`s go get pizza and icecream! Yeah you! Also I need to talk to you after I get off the phone with David!

hey hold on I've got to get a cab without gitting
hit

hey you there, hey you there you there ,hey you there (what ) hey you there you there, hey you there i see you over there BUY ME A BURRITO

Jake on phone: Dylan dylan (suite life on deck) I understand you want to meet Selena, but.....hold on...
Jake: TAXIII TAXII oh thanks go and pick up Chace Crawford and leave me here thanks.
Jake on Phone: She's busy and don't you already have a girlfriend.....you'd dump her for Selena......you already did dump her.
HANGS UP

TAXI! i guess i should call sel for a ride (:

Jake: Oh yeah! Talking AND walking. Wait,...what?.....SELENA'S COME BACK! IT'S FOR YOU!

what does this guy think he is doin? im tryin to talk on the phone and he is doin a runway..... oh... thats robert pattinson. o well he just ruined my conversation!:( HOW RUDE!

cordiecullen on June 25, 2009 2:09 PM

YO!!! bring me my sandwhich mom!

Jake: hey i need a taxi!!

jessica(Twilight fan 4ev) on June 25, 2009 3:22 PM

jake:Romeo O' Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo

Hey look! it's a bird! it's a plane......! wait that's my sister on a magic carpet.

Samantha Blank on June 25, 2009 10:01 PM

Hands up! I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it! (and i'm trying to have a convo with selena! duh!)

Hey! Can someone help me! I'm lost and no one is picking up the phone!

JAKE: hey, look, there's juliet!! =] -aMbEr♥♥

OMG!!

jake:
uhh hey can i get a cab.

*person on telephone*
ask them to go to waverly place

jake:
dangittt.
i need to get to waverly place before selena has a cow!!!!

Oh,there's Selena!! Hey Selena,wait up there!!! I wanna talk with you for a bit,wanna check wat ur status update is at the moment!!! LOL

Wizard_Jenna on June 30, 2009 7:02 PM

Hey, taxi? You had to zoom off so fast I have to call you?! Low, man, low!

Hey umm....... What about me!!!

i think he is making a signal saying wait for me selena im coming with u

thats right, i shot ya, and I'm calling to make sure your dead.

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