Hey M girls,
Today's Say What?! picture is of Lauren Conrad dealing with rainy NYC weather as she promotes her new book, L.A. Candy!
Now, write a funny caption for the photo or tell us what you think Lauren is thinking!
UPDATE: The winning comment came from Melissa, who wrote:
Lauren: I'm designing umbrellas for my fashion line now, should I use the blue or green marker?
And you have to pick up the July issue of M for the latest star scoop!
Photo: Albert Michael/Startraks
"I really really hate paparazzi and rain pouring down on me at the same time. It really makes my head hurt."
LAUREN: hey m, would u like me 2 sign something? i just so happen 2 have some markers in my hand. =] -aMbEr♥♥
OMG!!
Lauren-Jee...I hope this dress isnt too Marilyn Monroe for the rainy weather. Like mabey I souldnt be wearing a mini dress...Oh well I look good.
Lauren-hey there's m, good thing i brought markers "um so m i brought markers um do u want me to oh idk sign anything"
she must be thinking "gawd, even the magazinez are stalking me!"
lauren: am i the only girl these days who's good looks hold up the rain?
"Anyone wanna sign my umbrella??"
>>Cuz she's holding two sharpies, in case you didn't notice that..
Thats is an awesome looking umbrella!
hey do you want me to sign something?If not can you go away?
Lauren's thinking- great! its raining....its okay just keep smiling. they'll leave any second and then i can go inside.
Laruen: I'm designing umbrellas for my fashion line now, should I use the blue or green marker?
This umbrella is see through as her brain. She must be hoping that the markers could show her intellect. Sorry Hillney (honey), it doesn't work that way.
want me to sign something because i'm the prettiest person in the world:)!!
Lauren, "Wouldn't want the pap seeing me getting wet"
Lauren: "Ugh...Paparazzi and Rain...All at the same time??? Seems like an episode of Oprah!"
"ugh!! i really don't like dealing with the rain,paparazies, and on top of that the fans!!! it is sooooo hard somtimes i end up giving the paparazies my outograph!! and since i have to hold my own umbrela my hand cramps up!!!!!! and i end up giving the fans my umbrela and i get WET!!!! poor little me!!! good think i have a solid gold bathtub to soke in when i am done here!!!"
"ugh!! i really don't like dealing with the rain,paparazies, and on top of that the fans!!! it is sooooo hard somtimes i end up giving the paparazies my outograph!! and since i have to hold my own umbrela my hand cramps up!!!!!! and i end up giving the fans my umbrela and i get WET!!!! poor little me!!! good think i have a solid gold bathtub to soke in when i am done here!!!"
Lauren: "Maybe if i smile nicely at all the cameras, they will go away..."
Hey do u think I can draw a rainbow with these sharpies?
I COME IN PEACE
I COME IN PEACE
o no i hope i dont have anything in my teeth
Laruen: I'm designing umbrellas for my fashion line now, should I use the blue or green marker?
Wanna sign my umbrella for me? PLEASE?!
I hope they cant find me here!!!!
(says) hey guys hows it goin! (thinking) i really wish i could use these markers to doodle on my umbrella...
says: hey! hows it goin! thinking: i REALLY wish i could use these markers to doodle on my umbrella...
O geesh! I blend in with the wall! The sharpies look better than I do!
Lauren:Great not even my umbrella will protect me from the paparazzi.Oh well at least it'll protect me from the rain.
Shouldn't like, the umbrella thingy not keep rain off me? 'Cause, I can like, see through it.
Lauren thinking: i put on a nice smile...put up this big umbrella....walking out in the rain...and show off my sharpies and sign stuff for fans...!!!!! GAH!!!!! i hate it when the producers make me do stuff for publisity!!!!
Says "Hey guys im ready for my interview..." Thinks *angerly thinks* ... in the stupid rain guh. Says - "Hey little girl" Little girl says "OMG i love u i want ur umbrella here r my 2 sharpies sine it then give please" *hands over the umbrealla and the girl leaves she thinks angrily... oh great an interview outside no umbrella and im getting SOAKED oh well at least i ook pretty NO MY MAKEUPS RUNNING Says "So... wer do we start?"
"I wonder how much I would get if I signed and sold this umbrella!?!?!? But who cares I don't need money! I have money! Plus, it's cold! And I'd get wet with no umbrella. Money? hmmmmm! Interesting!
''HI, MOM! WANT A PEN? ''
JUST KEEP SMILIN, MAYBE THEY'LL LEAVE,
"Hmm. i'll just hide behind my umbrella!!"
"Too bad the markers came off the umbrella..."
Um do u think I can paint a rainbow with these sharpies?
Hey look my umbrella match my dress
Hey do you think if I color my umbrella with this sharpies the papparatzi will stop following????????
lauren-see these markers in my hand there called sharpies i use them to sign my autographs for my fans and i have a white no clear umbrella becuz i want to see the sky while it is raining!
My umbrella matches my dress! Hehe!
This umbrella is clear, it needs to be decorated! Grab a sharpie and help me out!!
"Oh, great!! First the rain, then the clear umbrella, and now I have to get interviewed! Can this day get any worse???"
it's raining it pouring and i'm going to sign some autographs because i have two sharpies in my wonder maniure hands
Lauren: It's raining...I got sharpies...anyone need an autograph? I hear they're water proof! Oh, hey m magazine! OMG! Here an autgraph for you, and you, and you...
its raining its poring demi is snorring wow is she ever its so loud ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lauren-*THINKS* Hmm...This dress is white... my umberella's clear so maybe if I color them with sharpie markers I won't match.... DAMMIT the paps are here...just smile and stand nicely they'll get wet and leave...
OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!
did u know this thing I am holding is called an umbrella but, there is a catch, its clear!
LAUREN: Just smile and wave, smile and wave. Wait! But to wave, I must drop the markers or the umbrella! NOT THE MARKERS! The prettyfull markers! Eh, the umberlla.
LAUREN:I cant believe i am promoting L.A candy in new york.Audrina and Heidi are gonna be so jealous....(morons)
Now that I bought this see through umbrella, all the people in the paparazzi planes can see me!