Say What?!

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Hey M girls,

Today's Say What?! picture is of The Secret Life of the American Teenager's Shailene and Daren at a recent ABC event!

Now, write a funny caption for the photo or tell us what Shailene and Daren are thinking!

Make sure to check back here on Monday to see if your comment won for the funniest!

UPDATE: The winning comment came from Melissa, who wrote:
"Daren: uh, who's watching the baby?"
"Shaliene: just smile big!!!!"

And you have to pick up the July issue of M for the latest and hottest dish on your fave stars!

Photo: Jen Lowery/Startraks

91 Comments

should we tell them who dies and what happens in the permere of tslotat????

Shailene(thinking): Use what I know, BIG SMILE=BIG SPOTLIGHT=BIG AND GOOD REVIEWS. If I smile, the won't notice ugly Daren here... *BIG SMILES* *CAMERA SHOTS*

sierra can you please tell me cuz i may not be able to c it cuz i will be in a different country for the whole summer please! thanks

Melanie ; * on June 14, 2009 11:41 AM

Shailene: Do I look good up here with Daren or what ?
Daren: does she have to be so close to me or what ? Daren it's okaay you are here with a pretty girl . Act like you do this all the time.

Shailiene:Wow im really hungry! I should of ate those fries! i wonder if i shouldtell who is dying?

Daren: THIS SHIRT IS SO ITCHY! i look like im french!

(Shailiene) Come on smile big.......


(Daren) I am now will you stop acting like my mom?

shailiene -hmm i wonder what he's thinking about behind his mysterious grin.

daren-hmm i wonder if shailene likes my hair

SHAILIENE: SMILE FOR THE CAMERA DAREN! SO EVERYONE CAN THINK WE'RE DATING AND AFTER THATWE CAN REALLY BE DATING!
DAREN: WHEN PIGS FLY! BUT FOR NOW, IM SMILING JUST TO GET FANS CRAZY FOR ME!

pigcrazy101 on June 14, 2009 2:38 PM

Daren: Why is she so close to me?

(ACT AS THOUGH UR WIT PRETTY GIRLS ALL THE TIME!!)

Taylar_Loves_Twilight on June 14, 2009 6:08 PM

Shailene: Maybe if we stand here long enough together they'll ask us if we're dating.
Daren: Maybe.
Daren (thinking): God, Shailene I wish we were really dating.

Shailene thinking-imma strut my stuff like paris hilton ;)

Daren(thinkig like normal guys):UGHHH i wish megan fox were here.

DAREN: hey m, could u plz take the pic already so me and shaliene can go back 2 really lovin' each other!!

SHALIENE: man, i love daren sooooo much!!!! =] -aMbEr♥♥

OMG!!

daren: uh, who's watching the baby?

shaliene: just smile big!!!!

Shailene: (thru clenched teeth) dont stare at that girl over there

Daren: but shes sooooo hot (pants)

Shailiene:Wow im really hungry! I should of ate those fries! i wonder if i shouldtell who is dying?

Daren: THIS SHIRT IS SO ITCHY! i look like im french!

Shailene: Look at that hot guy over there!
Daren: Look at that hot girl over there!
Shailene: Wait, that's Ben!
Daren: Wait, that's the blonde girl!

shailene's thoughts:im americas next top model oh yeah!!(possibly)

daren's thoughts:she better not think she's americas next top model

christiana on June 14, 2009 9:36 PM

shailene: smile big and act like we have chemistry!

daren:i thought we did have chemistry...

shailene: oh right...

Shailene: uww..
I think i left gum in my pocket again. If i just smile, maybe they wouldn't notice.

Daren: eek..
My pants are way to tight. I think i feel the light, nop it's just lunch. ( burp)

Both are thinkning:

Which way should I look?

i think daren i thinking man i got a good deal he ask shailene to ate her and he will give her money.

daren is soo cute and hot

cristine:) on June 15, 2009 1:30 AM

daren:is my hair fixed right....do i look like a nerd with my shirt tucked

shailene:stop worrying about u and make it seem like if were deepy in love

daren:stop telling me what to do ur not my mom

shailene- Smile! DAREN! I do not want to hit you in the head now!

Daren- I just ate chilies today, I can't really smile!!

Shailene- We just have to get the best BF & GF award by beating Miley & Nick's smile!!

VIV i dont know who wins but i was reading the july magazine and it said that a main chacter dies so i dont even know we will just have to watch it june 22nd. sorry!

Ricky...i always knew you were the one for me!!! I never really liked Ben

Shainlene(Saying)-Don't I look wondeful Daren?
Daren(Thinking)-Cheese. Burgers. Over. There. Only. 50. cents.
Daren(Saying)-Uh, uh, yeah! Hey, be right back.

shainlene(thinking) hmm do i still look pregnat and is the baby ok
daren(thinks) will she leve him 4 me

OMG, I am finally famous!

Shailene: Um...Daren? Where in the world in the baby?
Daren: Haven't the slightest clue. Just smile through the pain...

taylorrr on June 27, 2009 2:43 PM

shailene:
uhh weres the baby. ohh my gosh. weres my baby!!!

daren:
dont worry smile big for the cameras!

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