Hey M girls,
Today Say What?! picture of Rob Pattinson walking through NYC!
Now, write a funny caption for the photo or tell us what you think Rob is thinking! Make sure to check back here on Monday to see if your comment won for the funniest!
The winning comment came from Katherine, who wrote:
"Rob (thinking): Jeez.."I gotta work on that modeling career, just got to strut this thing. OMG!!! Pulled a muscle... can't...show...them...I'm.. in pain. ahhh."
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Photo: Humberto Carreno/Startaks
He's thinking: Kristen better be here, I gotta go pee!
Rob (Thinking): I can talk-the-talk AND walk-the-walk! Wow, I'm cool!
Rob (thinking): Jeeze.."I gotta work on that modeling career, just got to strut this thing. OMG!!! Pulled a muscle... cant...show...them...im.. in pain. ahhh."
ROB (THINKING AND RUNNING AWAY): OH NO! HE'S FOLLOWING ME! GOD! WHY DID I KISS KIRSTEN IN FRONT OF HER BOYFRIEND!
*Thinking* "Woah.. That was a tight squeeze getting between those cars" *Looks down* "Awh man i ripped my jeans.."
thinking: well this is akward.... you shouldn't of seen that.... okay yeah.....cough cough..BYEE!
Rob's thoughts: ok, so i hope Kristen knows the plan...i get out of the cars first and walk away...then when the poparatzie are gone i come back and get her....ok that's a good plan!
i really need 2 get a girlfriend. I mean. really. im hawt and cool and have a really hawt english accent. What more does Kristen need?!
I dont realy care about this stupid _________ but who gives
a __________!!!!!!!!@#@%$%$^$^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
______________@$&^#@# Vamp Girl
I am looking good! now that pic is a keeper for match.com
hey i think the picture looks like someone just was coming up to him a he saw them and he was going down about to die.
OK So Kristen's boyfriend is upset I tried to get her to dump him so what. I WILL get Kristen to dump him and date me. I NEED KRISTEN!!!!!
Rob's thinking- If these paperazzie get any closer im going to have to whip out my 6 pac
rob: thank God im a vampire; wait am i only a vampire in the movie? ohh noo; heyy kristen wait upp; i think the papparazies are gone; oh mann. there goes the picture snappingg again -_- should i run now? or just pose for the cameraaa? >:D
I knew I shouldn't have gone through those cars,now I ripped my jeans! These were brand new!
Oh no it's the papz! I need to get away fast!
ROB: "I think I heard Kristen Stewart Yelling for help
DADADADA"(super hero theme) "Don't worry Kristen here I come!!!"
Robert Thinking: Right foot left foot right foot left foot. Woww this is tough. Being a regruler persone and all. Right foot left foot right foot left foot.
Rob(thinking): I'M TIRED, I JUST HAVE SUCH A HARD TIME PLAYING A VAMPIRE! WAIT- VAMPIRES DON'T SLEEP.........
I'M SO TIRED, YA KNOW? PLAYING A VAMPIRE IS SUCH HARD WORK. WAIT! VAMPIRES DON'T SLEEP- DANG!
Dang, I AM HOT!!!
OMG Hot stuff in NYC
I think a good caption for this picture is:
Rob: Oh, now look what I did, I ripped my jeans and my knee is bleeding. NO, NO i can't resist the taste and sweet smell.
Kristen better be here! I wonder why I cant get her im hot, kool and save her all the time in the movie.
this is what rob was thinking ''hmmm,i wounder who's blood im gonna suck today''
Kristen better be here she said she would. I wonder why I cant get her im hot, kool, and, I save her all the time in the movie.
Thinking: I'm too sexy for my shirt... too sexy for my shirt... too sexy : )
i'm too swexy for my shirt... toon sexy for my shirt... too sexy :)
I hope Kristen dosn't notice that my jeans are ripped tonight or i'll be in big trouble!
hes thinkking, " man, i really wanted to sit down...now i have to escape from the paparazzi..."
Rpb-Too..much...partying...can't remember....where my....car is
He's thinking: "First the girls, now these cars? Who else loves @$$?"
''AHH!!! im not THAT storong! i cant pull this car!!!''
time to practice my super model walk
I loved alot of them!!! here's one by Katherine
Rob (thinking): Jeeze.."I gotta work on that modeling career, just got to strut this thing. OMG!!! Pulled a muscle... cant...show...them...im.. in pain. ahhh."
And also one by Lorna
*Thinking* "Woah.. That was a tight squeeze getting between those cars" *Looks down* "Awh man i ripped my jeans.."
And also by Gabby Isabella
I am looking good! now that pic is a keeper for match.com
Here is mine :)
*Rob thinking* I wonder what Kristen is thinking? I wonder if she is wondering what I am thinking of... I wonder if any one else is trying to figure out what I am thinking of...
Rob's thoughts: OMG! Which car is mine? This is the third time today that this has happened to me! AH!!!
Robert: I'l use my awesome vampire skills to stop these two cars from crashing together. Dang! It didn't work! Ahh! The cars are about to hit me! Run!
HEY CHECK OUT MY AWESOME VAMPIRE SKILLS MOVING SO FAST MOVING THRU CARS LIKE THEY ARE NOTHING DANG I AM SO COOL!
PS. I LOVE ROBERT PATTINSON SO MUCH HE IS GREAT AT EVERTING HE DOES!
Well i saw this coming. Jacob Black better watch out Edward is really mad.......nevermind Jacob just breaks an arm it heal by tommorow.Got what he deserved.
P.s
jasper says hi
hot pockets!!
*or*
you gotta strut like u mean it freak your mind -lol
dude u made me forget what i was going to say and i think i ripped my pants
Robert:
"Since I'm not playing edward right now,
I should try to look tough."
Oh No Rob is still stuck in Edward Cullen mode!!!! What will we ever do???? I guess catch up to him and say that your Bella!!! I mean Edawrd would most likly want to Kiss Her!!! Dah!!!! He will be like Oh Bella I missed U so much.... Your my Juliet.... I will never leave again.... Oh but wait I have a girl-friend.... uhhhhhhhhhh........Wait No I don't.... Edward Cullen doesn't CHEAT.... Does He??????? =)
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rob- hey kristen is with Taylor L? Inpossible? I better get her back before Taylor kisses her!
Rob: You can't see me. I'm too fast for the camera. Hurry Kristen get on my back and we will escape the paparazzi! Carlisle, I'll meet you and thegang back at the house and we'll explain what had happened.
Rob: I'm coming to suck your blood out of you!! Mwahahaha!! *Thinking now*Just Bella and the family can't know.
man i hope they have a bathroom close around here.
Rob: Now do I look like James Dean? I'd better!
I gotta go find my girlfriend MaRiSsA. I WISH TH0SE OTHER GIRLS THAT THINK IM HOT W0ULD JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. CUZ MY HEART WILL ONLY AND ALWAYS BELONG TO MARISSA!!! CUZ WE BELONG TOGETHER FOREVER!!!
RoBeRt+MaRiSsA=LuV
Woa! Even when I'm a vampire this is heavy!
Rob thinking: Oh my god! Look at me, I'm like a hot super model. The papparatzi gotta get a load of this!!!
thinking : O COME ON! in my rush to find a bathroom, i ripped my jeans! Kristen better not see this!
Rob thinking: hmmm...that gum on the ground looks really good...maybe i can grab it before anyone sees
uhoh care rob dont fall ova that microscopic pebble
omg kristen is going to be so mad i late ouch i got stuck roar i'm a vampire move pulled a musucle owell freak kristen i got any other gurl i want any way
R0b: " I should've not bought this ripped pants... well...atleast my hairs lookin' good!! :)
Rob: Look out paparazzi, I got a date with Kristen I need to get to!
I shure hope the car doesn't start.
i hope the paparazzi didn't see me pic my huge wedgie!!!!!!!!
im gonna run fast like nascar
vroom vroom
I'm trying to use vampire speed, but it's just not working!
I'm trying to use vampire speed, but it's just not working!
wow look at that paparazzi shoes i need to get some of those shoes i should tell my asst. right away
OH MY I TOTALLY HAVE 2 PEE!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAIT NO I DONT! NOT ANYMORE. HEY KRISTEN!!! DO I SMELL? [IVE GOT 2 GET MY COLONGE ON SO NONE SMELLS MY PEE]
U guys know I am hot! I better run though, before all of the chix start sworming!
i can talk-the-talk, and walk-the-walk, but not now cuz i have to go pee really bad!!!
I am SOOO hot I have a 12 pack instead of 6!!! I'm so scared to be in the city alone. Where Is Kristen?!?