Hey M girls,
Here's today's Say What?! picture of hottie Rob Pattinson at a recent red carpet event!
Now, tell us a funny caption for the photo or what Rob is thinking!! Make sure to check back here on Tuesday to see if your comment won for the funniest!
And you have to pick up the June issue of M for the latest and hottest dish on your fave stars!
Photo: EVE/Startraks
flip! i forgot to feed the cat!
OMG is that my ex-girlfriend? Hide me!!!
PEACE LOVE & HARRY POTTER
(= Hannah =)
Robert: Ahh! Cover my eyes! That dress is hiteous!
ome i cant believe how fans are going crazy i must look even hotter today is that even possible? I must go find a mirror to go check myself out without anyone knowing
robert: aww! i forgot to tell everyone about angelah14.webs.com!!! They don't even know that it is my ultimate fan site and has all the latest pictures of the new moon set!....and me of coarse!
I HAD TO BE SUCH A HOTTIE ! AND NOW THANKS TO THAT IM GETTING ALL THE ATTENTION! SOMETIMES I WISH I WASNT SOOOOOOOOOO HOT AND SUCH A GENTLEMEAN
Robert: Oh wow Kristen is looking beautiful. Why does she even put up with her boyfriend? I'm so hotter!
oh wow kristen looks beautiful.She should date me just and we can be just like bella and edward
WHERE'S KRISTEN!!! OMG!! I'M LOST WITHOUT KRISTEN!! HELP ME!!! I LOOK REALLY UGLY TOO!! (SOBBING)
Why is everyone staring at me and taking pictures? Is there something on my face? WAIT!!! Is that Ashley Tisdale...... no wonder
Oh great. Bella is off with Jacob, again!
omg i thought i put gell oh no i put on itching cream from april fools day oh im such an idiot huh no picture im scratching like a dog
wow my head itches... i hope nobody notices
Is my hand bigger than my head? And why did it just growl at me? Ahhhh its a vampire hand!
-or-
omqq, somebody is wearing the same suit Im wearing. Omq ! M Magazine is gonna say they wore it best! Ummm, I know! As soon as I can, ill make a run for it!
Oh, where is Bella? If she's dead I'm going to rip myself to pieces and ask Alice to burn me (because that is how vampires die). And if she doesn't, I'll just have to go to the Volturi again, but this time, make SURE Bella is dead. Don't want a repeat.
ummm.....why is it so hot arent vampires cold???
OMG! Is that Kristen's Parents? Did they hear I proposed to her? Hide Me!
Crap, must hold diarrea in can't fart here!
why i am so hot vampires are cold?
Oh no all these humans! Must. Hold. Back. the urge to thirst on their blood or I'm gonna rip my hair out!
Rob looks so hot!
Rob:
Why Couldn't I Really Be Edward? Then Kristen Would Date Me! UGH!!
~OR~
What Is There Something On My Face?!?!?!?
~OR~
I Hope I Don't Sparkle In This Light.
Rob:
Why Couldn't I Really Be Edward? Then Kristen Would Date Me! UGH!!
~OR~
What Is There Something On My Face?!?!?!?
~OR~
I Hope I Don't Sparkle In This Light.
Is my hair in place?
Oh crap I knew I shouldve taken a shower.
I need more gel!
I look good. :)
Gosh, my head hurts from all the gel.
Okay, Kristen Stewart is coming right about now, is my hair good enough?
OMG! My eyebrows are not even at all. Maybe if I rip this one off it will look better!
-after he rips it off-
Oh crap! This looks REALLY bad. I better fake it ill and make a run for it.
Robert: " Ah man, I forgot to look at M blogs to see my best pictures. Oh wait, I myself already am the best pictures."
Oh, Bella... I don't have a six pack!!!!! :'(
Stop...the...screaming!!!
Must...Stop...From...Laughing at...Photographer with...booger hanging...out...of...his nose!!!!
Kristen: umm Rob...Ur fly is down.
Rob to Someone else: Hide ME!!
00PSZ Mii UNDiiES JUS GOT CAUGHT iiN Mii BUTT CH33CKSZ H3LP G3T EM 0UT!!!!!!!!!!
AHH!! These people are so frustrating why won't you leave me alone!
is it just me or is it hot in here?
SELENA AND DEMI ARE ARGUING
ROB: O MAN! I THINK THEY FOUND OUT! SOMEONE HIDE ME!
SELENA: IS IT TRUE U WERE DATING DEMI!
DEMI: IS IT TRUE U WERE DATING SELENA!
ROB: WELL.... U SEE... U BOTH...UM...I ...UM...EXPLAIN...WELL, SEL, UR CUTE,FUNNY AND HAWT AND DEMI UR ALSO THOSE THINGS HE HE. LET'S FORGET IT AND START LAFFING SHALL WE? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
SEL AND DEMI: NOT LAFFING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey that chick looks ALOT like kristen...oh does my hair look to greasy...maybe i need for of cheakers fries...
OH NO!!!! IT'S THE TWIMOMS!!!! Why can't hot girls in their early twenties stalk me, INSTEAD of those post menopausal women? Hey, that chick looks A LOT like Natalie Portman. I'd better zip my fly!
AHHH! IT'S THE TWIMOMS! Why can't hot chicks MY age stalk me..instead of old women with kids and WRINKLES??!!? OH CRAP, it's Natalie Portman AND Angelina Jolie. I'd better zip my fly....oh no it's stuck!
UGHHHH. So many hot celebrities MY AGE. Why can't I hook up with ANY of them? They might think I'm hotter if I run my hand through my hair....it gets all the hot ones...
UGHHH! So many hot celebrities here! Maybe if run my hand through my hair...they'll think I'm hot or something. It gets all the girls!
i want some cheese wonder if kristen will b there.. hmmm... wait why r there so many PPL around me!!! ahhh!!! spazz out, spazz out!!!
Omg!why is everyone asking me 2 do my signature move?!GOD!Being famous is hard!
2 days l8r
Newspaper headline:Rob Has LICE!
Story:No wonder rob is always brushing his fingers through his hair!He has lice!Girl crazy fans,I suggest u stay AWAY!
Rob:WHAT!?I do that so I look hott!duh
ROBERT: i am so tired of these people taking pictures of me. i have a headache from all of my screaming fanz. can i plz go now? -aMbEr♥♥
OMG!!
stop taking pictures! enough is enough! im afraid ill become ugly! wait, theres no possible way!
omg wat is kristen thinking?!?!?!red lipstick?!?black eyeliner?!?!purple dress?!?someone call the fashion police asap!!!!!
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robert: oh, know! my hand is stuck! ughh...i wouldn't have "these greesy hair issues" if i just took a shower! ugh...but that is too much work!...forget it! just throw on some deoderant and colange and your good to go!!...oh shoot! a camera! GOT TO GET MY HAND OUT!!!....ahhh!
rob: man, that sunscreen i put on yesterday is REALLY making me itch... i think im allergic!
oh no is that kristen and i forgot to shower man i hope she doesn't see me
why do they all scream now and not when i was cedric?.....o well VAmpires are much hotter and better looking!
Man I can't believe that fan just said that!!!!
*touching pants* Oh joy i did put on pants today!!!!
Dang it, the cops!
Roberts thoughts: Ahhhh! I can't believe i just farted on the red carpet!!!!!! sooo embaressing! i really, really ope no one heard it!!! though Demi Lovato was giggling, was is because she heard or was it because she thinks i'm hot????hmm.......
Rob: Oh, why do I have to be so famous and so irresistable?? This isn't me. I NEVER wear a tux. And where's Kristen? She said she would be here by now. If she isn't here soon, I have no idea what I will do. Just gotta pretend to look like everything's normal.
rob: If the sun comes out i'll start shining like a disco ball again!! Run for it!!
need to read Bella's mind
OMG! Is that my Ex? I`m doomed! I even forget her name. Is it stacy,or Tracy? I don`t know ! Hey camera guy. Help Me!
omg!!! omg!!! everybody is stairing at me!!
OMG!!! Kristens coming this way and, she looks mad, oh crap my ex is with her 2 HIDE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is my hiar greasy enough!? Yes.
OMG! so much people so little time... must get the family they'll be ery please. Oh wait.. whats this.. my ex.... OH god she is first!!!!!
I LOVE TWILIGHT SOOO MUCH XOXOOXOXOXOX ROBE, JACKSON AND KELLAN!!!!!
GOD! Y IS EVERYONE PUTTING THEIR LAST NAMES AS CULLEN OR PATTISON IM GOING FOR KRISTEN PEOPLE NEVER AM I GONNA BE FOR U NEVER!!!!!! KRISTEN IS ALL MINE I JUST HAVE TO ELIMANATE HER BOYFRIEND THAT SHOULD BE EASY HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA! I JUST HAVE TO BE EDWARD CULLEN HAHAHAHA!!!
oh crap i forgot deoderant
oh crap i forgot deodorant! oh well no one will notice, i hope, oh what am i kidding i STINK!!!
Robert: Wow I need alone time why is eveyone looking at me.
"Is that my ex-gf? Hide Me!!!!!!"-caption
"Master of Disaster!!"-headline
omg is that dog doo doo on my shoe ugh i hope no1 notices
rob-can anyone see this pimple im try to hide it with my unwashed hair!!!!!!!
Rob: Ouch! A fan was crazy and hit me with her hand! I hope nobody notice my eye is red!I better cover it!
Rob: ugh! the paparazzi are driving me crazy!
robert: oh gosh i have something on my forehead dont i?
dang it! I forgot to wear underwear. I'll ask to borrow some of Kirsten's later.
I'm to hot,that i can't think straight for bella or me.You
know how i'm a vampire,and vampire's can't think
straight.
Oh god!! Theres my parents talking to kristen!! they will embarrass me so bad....Should i make a run for it?!?!
Oh my gosh it's Kristen...I can't look...but I have to!!!
omg!did my pants just rip.oh but wait is kristen starin at my butt. nope its just the paparazzi takin pics.DANG!!!
those paparazzi are sooooo following me .. keep smiling .. OMG DID ONE OF THEM JUST TAKE A PICTURE OF ME?!!! .......... ok stay cool... stay cool... keep smiling... NEED REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG! if only i knew how 2 use shampoo, maybe Kristen wuld date meh! if only i knew how...sigh.
Oh crap I forgot to pick Kristen up!!!
OR
Wow them girls are right I do look sexy
rob- my gosh it hots in here. i need less hair
Rob (thinking): Oh my gosh! I didnt realize Kristen was here! I need to fix my hair!
No ! I forgot to brush my teeth. I hope nobody talks to me!
Im in this Red Carpet and I dont know anyone... Who Is that? she is cute!, OMG thats my mother !
Im so nervous that my MAKEUP is running off. I hope nobody notice.
Rob: *thinking* I hope the cameras don't catch me popping this fat, ugly zit!*blushes*
i wonder when my hair extensions will come out... i hope i dont have to cut them out. i cant take all that media slamming!
y does Robbert has his hair always like dat???
he shoud change IT~~!!
Rob: i wish i could swim in a pool of jello....maybe that would make Kristen want me...
OMG! iam hot or not?
hurry up already!!! i've been waiting almost 2 weeks for the caption to be updated!!!!! i want to c if mine won!!!
Rpatz: I did wash my hair...yup.
Aw Man! A bird pooed in my hair...maybe if I run my hair through it the paps might think I'm posing or something...Hmmmm.
Kirsten?!. Omg!. Did I remember to take that two year grease off my hair?. :]
Rob: Dang it! The flashing is hurting my eyes!
SO MANY PEOPLE CAN'T CONTROL MY THIRST KRISTEN RUN!!! NO NOT WITH TALOR!!
ROB: KRISTEN IS LOOKING HOT I SHOULD TELL HER BOY FRIEND THAT SOMEONE IS IS SPRAY PAINTING HIS CAR AND TELL KRISTEN THAT HIS GIRLFRIEND TOLD HIM TO COME OVER. AND STAND BY HER AND LOOK HOT (because i already am) OR JUST USE MY EDWARD CHARM ;)
Rob(thinking):
Guys this is called a hair flip. i do this all the time. especially when i'm nervous.
Rob thinking: "omg! the paparazzi found out about Taylor! Now if i could only remember which closet i threw him into..."
Rob sez:How am I supposed to know if I "go into the light" with all these cameras flashing?I mean it's very easy to die here with all the crazed fans running around here.
ugh
so many hott girls
i just cant choose
I LOVE YOU ALL
ugh
so many hott girls
i just cant choose
I LOVE YOU ALL
ugh
so many hott girls
cant choose
I LOVE YOU ALL
stupid paperazzi i feel like biting them b/c they follow me every where or maybe i should just fly away
oh no Zac Efron is here I hope he does not think he's hotter then me
rob:(thinking)oh no my hairs to neat i hope that they dont think that i wash it ,must mess it up quick!
Rob: (thinking) oh no i hope they dont think my hair is to neat and clean i havent showered in like...........um....uhits on the tip of mytounge....ummmmm...dang i almost had it well idk but i must mess up hair QUICK!! before kristen sees me oh no her she comes!