Hey M girls,
Here's today's Say What?! picture of Paris Hilton on the beach!
UPDATE: The winning comment came from Sammy, who wrote that Paris was thinking "I hope no one finds out this dress is made of my grandma's old curtains!" LOL
You have to pick up the June issue of M for the latest and hottest dish on your fave stars!
Photo: Richard Young/Startraks
paris: omg i hope i dont look fat. puff it up so they think it's the wind.
FISRT COMMENT!
"I hope no pelican poops on my new dress!!!!"
"I hope a pelican doesn't poop on my dress!
"I hope a pelican doesn't poop on my dress!
can u see my BRA
"Oh no! I'm getting so thin that the wind is carrying me away! Maybe if I reach back and grab my hideous dress, the weight of it's hideousness and the pull of my stick-thin arm will hold me down!"
*five minutes later*
"Oops! I guess it didn't work! Goodbye world! Good bye Wal-mart, store that sells walls! I wish I had bought a wall there before I flew away!"
:]
OMG.. i look fat just pretend its the wind shhh it is a secret!!!
Paris: Does this dress make my butt look fat?
"maybe if I pretend I'm fat I might get in the paper again"
Looks like Paris ate too much and it all went to her thighs.
OOOOMMMMGGGG..... I loookkk soooo hoooooootttt!
2 seconds later
Please no pictures...
omg im so thin i might get blowed awway look at mi dress the wind iis goin to ,make mi fall
"I thought i was going to the awards ceremony, not HAWII"!!!
OMG! Is that a huge stain or bird or dog poop? Why does it have to happen to me?
"Holy crap! I hope those aren't my thighs..."
oh look its like im wearing a buble dress..ouu thats hot.
HEY EVERYBODY!!! LOOK HOW HIDEOUS MY DRESS IS!!! WHO WANTS TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME!!! I WILL DEF WEAR THIS DRESS THERE SO YOU CAN TELL ME HOW HIDEOUS I LOOK IN THIS HORRID DRESS!!!!
oh no how did i get so fat
oh no how did i get so fat
Does this dress make me look phat?
WOW!!!I look totally FAT...that's hot!!!
thoughts:la la la la la im the most beutiful,rich girl in the WORLD!!!!!!!! out loud: hey camera dude arent i so pretty no wonder all of the famouse guys like me (guys saw her and came running) paris:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! no not my dress and my wig im bald and half naked i hope u didnt shoot me (camera clicks) camera guy:thx paris this will cover my bills and buy a new camera c ya paris: oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now where is my hotel?
Paris: Omg, is that a camera? I don't look so great, but it's weird 'cuz my allowance is $50000000. Why do I look so hideous?! People who live in Paris must hate me because of my name.
Paris Hilton: The next award show why not make the carpet pink? The pink carpet, now that's an idea. Much more fabulous than brick red color. Besides,it matches with my dress better.
OMG!!!! Paris what r u wearing!!!! U look like ur wearing one of those things people in the 18th century would wear that make their butt look big!!!! No boy thinks ur attractive in that fat suit! it also looks like an ugly, granny style wedding dress. i would never buy that thing and wear the ugly jewelry 2 go with it. If u want 2 go 2 the beach, don't go in a granny style outfit go in a bathing suit!!!! That is what most people who go 2 the beach wear!!!!
Paris: does his dress make my buut look fat? OMG it does. i hope m never posts that pic again! And that same day a pelican pooped on that dress and i was like so mad! LOL
Thank you to all my fans!:)
Love you all,
Paris
OMG!! I hope this dress does not make it look like i am fat..I will puff it out... see if that works!! "don't worry everyone i am not fat!!
Paris Hilton: what people it doesnt look so bad! im just trying to be like my mom, nice and fat! haha i think i should fall over k-mart, tumble over wal-mart, and land on target! haha just like my momma! fat and retarted lol!
sincerley paris hilton =]
I wonder if a guy can see my bra and wants to see me naked? I would LOVE that!
I wonder if this dress can become a hot air balloon.
It is so big I could fly around everywhere!!!!!
"I'M NOT FAT!!!!!!!!!"
I'm just not skinny anymore"
I wonder if I can make this dress any puffyer!?
I hope no-one finds out this dress is made of my grandma's old curtins!
gosh, i have a big wedgie! why is this dress so big!???
OMG!!!! my boobs look AHmazing but omg do i look fat in this maybe if i puffff it out they wont notice but anyways im lookin hot
omg does this dress
make me look fat?
cause i really need a new
bff !
:)
"maybe if a pull my dress back everybody will see how beautifuly dumb i am". "Its a new style to swim in a dress"!
OMG!!!i hope this fress dosent make me look fat..?hey i no il just go over there and ask tha guy with the big abs!!hey..ahhh*trips over dress*(gets back up)hi again.?!do u like my dress..??(guy speaking)WAT..U LOOK HIDEOUS WHERE DID U BUY THAT DRESS..AT VALUE VILLAGE!!gosh lady get away from me.but but im paris hilton!*bird craps on dress*paris falls down and starts crying*why did this happen to me!!wah,wah!
Rofl,im sssssssssoooooooo funny
sincerly stacy
Ha!!! Dress puffy!!! Oh no wind to hard!!!! My dress come off!!!! No!!!!!!!!! Wait,Me notice I at beach!!!!! I no need Dress!!!!! WOW me PRETTY!!!!!
OMGSH, LIKE WTF HAPPENED TO ME, I BET YOU IF I JUMP IN TO AIR I WOULD FLY AWAY. MAYBE IM TOO SKINNY YOU THINK..!!
Paris: hhhmmmmmmm.....i really hope my dress doesn't blow up right now.
Paris: "hhhmmmmm.....i really really hope the wind doesn't blow up my dress right now!"
Oh look her dress doubles as a parachute!
paris " this dress makes my but look big, maybe i should pull the dress out "
does this dress make me look fat?!
I think she is thinking" This is such a pretty dress. I'm getting married in this.Hahahahaha." =)
"look at me im a kite"
Paris: Maybe if i fake being fat...i'll be big news again...wait...is it working!?!
paris: am i pretty or what? oops, don't need to ask.
OMG! i hope i dont look like if i fell asleep nah! i dont have to worry i ll fotoshop it like always if i need to but of corse im to pretty to fotoshop!
oh no i hope my anorexic body doesn't make it possible for me to flow with the wind!
oh no i hope my anorexic body doesn't get picked up by the wind...AGAIN.
omg. i am the biggest dork in the world. i am so dumb that i like taylor lautner. i am a skinny twig. i am anorexic! look how bony and stupid I am!! WOO HOO!! I am SO skinny that the wind is taking me away.... weee...weee...weeee.... oh crap!! THE OCEAN!! I AM GOING TO DROWN!! OH CRAP!! SAVE ME I AM TO PRETTY AND SKINNY TO DIE HELP ME!! OH CRAP...
ok.. right foot .. left foot ..right foot...left foot.
oo gosh i look fat with the dress+wind! opps! a cameramen, keep smiling!
OMG it looks like Paris Hilton wants even MORE publicity... It's so obvious that she wants more people to know her. Paris, that dress is soooo not you!
"lets hope i dont fall in"
2 secs. l8ter
"oh no! i blinked"
blows away
"i guess i was to skinny thats why i picked a windy day to make my dress poof out and make me look fatter"
hey
im from faroe islands.
and i live in a small village called kvivik.
Oh Dear! I look like a marshmallow! I liked being skinny better! Please help me camera person!
Yayy.... I'm a Princess! :-)
Yayyy.... I'm a Princess!! :-)
omj that is such a cute dress! lol...
Paris: help! help! dont let me fall in the water!
"I hope my dress doesn't come up!!!!! I don't want anyone to see my Dora underwear!!!!!"
:-)
paris hilton- OMG!! i'm floating away. i hope no one see's my underwear!!!! :}-aMbEr♥♥
p.s. i don't like paris hilton!! -aMbEr♥♥
OMG!!
I look so hot in this dress!
I hate Paris Hilton!
ewwwwwwwwwwwww her dress is soooo ugly and it soooo makes her fat butt look even fatter !
Angel (comment infront) NOT TRUE
OMG!!! how can you say that??? That dress is amazing!!!!!!! it's really fashionable, you peoples are oldschool, wowwww, she looks perfect except for her head band, which is ugly.... but I LOVE her dress, and don't be jealous if she's rich, and blonde, because she's older than all of you..... LOVE the dress
paris is probably thinking- maybe my brain is hiding inside this dress
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Do you write the articles yourself or do you get somebody to write out your ideas for me? As when i tried blogging I was nowhere near this good!
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