I was sitting across the lunch table from my crush and I was trying to put ketchup on my fries. The bottle was being super-difficult and even if it I hit it, shook it, or kept it upside down, nothing was coming out! I was getting really annoyed so I just hit the bottom of it really hard with my hand. That was finally the trick because ketchup came pouring out on to my fries. Suddenly, I looked up to see my crush's white shirt completely covered in red ketchup! It was all over -- he looked like he was bleeding everywhere and his face turned as red as the ketchup! He was so embarrassed and mad that he just walked off to the bathroom to try to wash it off. I refuse to touch ketchup ever again! Whitney, 13