Pooper Scooper

My friends and I were at the park when this super-cute group of guys asked us if we wanted to play frisbee with them. I'm a total klutz and didn't really want to embarrass myself too much -- but, before I could say no, my BFF (who's super athletic) told the dudes that we'd love to play. I was doing pretty well until Brad, my crush, threw a deep shot my way. I reached back to try and grab it, but my flip flops got stuck in what I thought was mud and I totally wiped out. Turns out, Mrs. O'Meyers, who lives across the street from me, was walking her three HUGE German Shepherds and they had just gone to the bathroom. I had poop all over my hair and on my white skirt! It smelled just like rotten eggs and it looked like I had pooped all over myself! GROSS! The guys pinched their noses and ran away! 
-Alisa, 13

40 Comments

that mustve been terrible!!!
I have a dog to!!!Hes really trained!!!
L.O.L

They must have been grossed out!I think you need to watch where you are going.

OMJ!! Eww!! It's ok though, it happens. I has a bird poo in my hair and i couldnt g ohome because my mom was outside!! haha it was awful!!

omg dont worry i had the same thing but i was at my cousins house and he had a dog when i got off the trampoline and my cousin said youve got poop on your butt it was all over my favorite jeans it stank i was like ewwww and i was only 9 and now im 10 wow but i got over it i had to wash it off it was embarrsing

OMG that must be so bad lol that happened to me befor but i stepped on it but my crush thank god he didnt see

Well that must have scunked. did you take a shower 500000000000000000 times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ewwwwwww,one time i got bird poop on my 4head

w.o.w that was deep girl i feel 4u

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! that must have been sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo embarising to have done and your crush ran with his nose plugged how sad!

lol......... things happen but you should wacth where you step...

EWWWWWW!!! that has to suck for u maybe they will forget in a couple months

EWWWWWW!!! that has to suck for u maybe they will forget in a couple months

Wow! ...
This is the most embarassing story ever!
:( I feel bad for you.

Please tell me it was not "freshh" poop?!

Wow! ...
This is the most embarassing story ever!
:( I feel bad for you.

Please tell me it was not "freshh" poop?!

omj that must have been so embarrassing :(

ewwww... i feel so bad 4 u! that mustve been gross

now that is humiliating
i feel sorry 4 you
if i were ou...
i would have moves 2 china already!!!!!

that is gross. im from england nd got m magazine when i was on holiday nd i loved it. i wish they would sell it in england lol

tat must have been sooo imberrising!! i would turn bright red!!

that is so gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!! that is so embarissing expecially in front of your crush!!!
i feel bad 4 u :(

OMG!!! That really sucks and wven worse in front of your crush and a group of guys!!! I feel bad for you!!
:(

OMG!! I would die!! And right in front of your Crush and lots of hot guys!! aww

MLEY CYRUS on November 3, 2008 7:09 AM

I FELL SOOOOO BD 4 U!!!! I DID THAT BEFORE BUT IT WAS IN WET CEMENT!!! SORRY IT HAPPENED!

oh my gosh that is totally emberessing. but arent the guys like a little immature to HAVE RUN AWAY WIT THEIR HANDS ON THEIR NOSES??? they totally shoulda helped u out!!!

nolifeloser on November 8, 2008 2:39 AM

eeeewwwiieee thats naaaaastaaayyyyy

Juli Cooley on November 9, 2008 5:09 PM

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww gross sicko pay attention

Miss Mac Rox <3 on November 10, 2008 11:02 PM

OMG OMG OMG EWWWWWWWWWWW Why did ur BFF agree?! Omg, I had a "Baby Barf" reading it.GLUCK.
That ladys dog needs to bark you "Rockin Around the Christmas tree". AS IF!!! CRUD. AS IN THE KIND YOU (YUCK) FELL IN! lol sorry bout that. I feel so bad but I have 2 pot-belly pigs whom I step ( barefooted :P ) In thier FRICKEN poop all the time... :P:P:P:P:P:P

Miss Mac Rox on November 10, 2008 11:04 PM

E-MAIL ME AND WE BE FRIENDS! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO>LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME


I have a BEAUTIFUL voice.

I have a crush on JG.

I ROCK!

Hopefully you took a shower.

nikole castro on November 14, 2008 12:54 PM

sorry about that and i know this isnt about, well poop,but i do no how it feels to be embaressed i was waking out of my house and a bug flew into my shirt and everyone saw it i had a panic attack!!!ok thanks

hey when hanging out with your crush always be aware of your surrondings to avoid embaresment even the little things like a rock because when i was with my friends and my crush i totally tripped over a rock and ran into him and he started freaking out at me but were really good friends now

i hope u washed it. Maybe we can be friends. my e-mail is aliloveshorses99@yahoo.com.c ya later!

it could be worse. When I was going out side with my borther Cody, I looked on his shoe, and saw that he had poop on it. I was all like "CODY!!!! YOU GOT POOP ON UR SHOE!!!!!" So, I don't know who's is worse.

Yo gurl,if i waz u i would pullz ur bff aside and tellz her to sayz to tellz da guyz "yo guyz u wanna do sumthin eles ma bff wantz to do sumthing eles." oh also doezint ur so call bff know dat ur not athletic? anywayz if she didnt sayz anything i would be mad @ herz untill she feelz so guilty and next timez she'll talk to youz to make surez if it ok to do watever iz poppin'.

p.s. sorryz bout da wurdz im fromz NEW YORK. New york iz da most GHETTO place on earth!!!!
kk pz. dat means ok peace out yo!!!!!!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE THAT U PROBABLY REALLY FEEL SUPER HORRIBLE.
JUST FORGET ABOUT IT.if someone makes fun of u just say get over how would u feel if it happened to u.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE THAT. U PROBABLY REALLY FEEL SUPER HORRIBLE.
JUST FORGET ABOUT IT.if someone makes fun of u just say get over how would u feel if it happened to u.

email me at narissabooth7@gmail.com and ill give you some good guy tips that i got from a guy that really liked me

thats gross lol.in front of ur crush 2

thats gross lol.in front of ur crush 2

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